I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.

The best revenge is massive success.