I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would.

If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

If I could compete at home, and never leave Rochester, I'd be in perfect condition.

If I could bring 'The Tunnel' to life, I'd like to do it like that.

I would wear a full-length cape if I could get away with it - I do love a good swirl in a fog.