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And the big leagues are all about winning ... BRIAN HARPER I was really proud of the way the girls battled back tonight. Pine Bluff beat Camden in their first ... HEIDI MARTIN We forced the game even though we were playing away from Alumni Field. Our team was still looking to... BOBBY CLARK We had to keep our composure enough and play this game like any other game, as a coach and as a team... MICHAEL WYNNE I'm really excited for our team. The guys came together to win a hard-fought, tight, ball game. They... JAMIE MUNRO From where we were last year to now, this is a huge win for our program. This is a big stepping ston... GENE SARAZEN I was just trying to make something happen for our team. We were down 11 and needed something. This ... DAVID MOSS We had our moments where I thought we were going to put this one away. Then West Haven would come ri... BRIAN COURTMANCHE They have a big team and they play well in their own arena. To win a game there, especially early in... DYLAN HUNTER We know how big these kinds of games are. We have big win after big win after big win against qualit... JOSH SATIN We said to our seniors, bad game going out, great season going out. There's a big difference there. ... BRIAN CANTRELL We knew they were big, and we knew we had to play our best game to win this. I felt like every singl... KYLE KALIAN We knew we had to focus tonight. That was the big difference between this game and our other games a... JAKE CHAPPELL I was just happy to play. We are not going to hang our heads after this loss, because in the end we ... JAY THOMAS This was the best possible way to go into Big 12 play. This is a team we were supposed to beat, and ... DAVID HOSKINS I know it's a big game for Coe. So I am going to try to help the team get this win for him. We are g... KASEY KIKER I think we have our kids believing now that we are talented enough to win some games. We improved du... LEONARD PERRY We'd like to win a big game, and that's a big game, ... I think we can play with anybody. It's just ... GOLDEN BEARS I told our guys to win we had to play smart and we had to win the kicking game. We didn't do that. FRANK CIGNETTI We have to be aware of the spoiler, we have got to come out and play our game. These teams aren't in... DAVID LEGWAND We cannot play our best game and still put out the win. Penalties, stupid mistakes, things that used... JUSTIN SMITH I am glad to get out of here with a win. This game got really sloppy and it looked like we were star... BART LUNDY I think this was a very big win. Vermont is a team that we always point to as a big game. We haven't... RICH CONOVER I woke up knowing we were going to win this for her. I wanted to win this for Coach G. I get tired o... LINDSEY HARDING This was a really big win because it answered questions in terms of are we for real. I could see the... KATIE MEIER I'm extremely happy to come out of Hatboro-Horsham with a win. We're coming off of two big losses th... ALAN NICHOLL Our defense has been the bread and butter of our team. We knew it was going to be a tough game and i... JOSEF LORENZ We don't have a district to play in, and sometimes it seems like we don't even have a region to play... BLAIR BROWN Players make plays and that was a big play. We really wanted to win this game tonight. LAVONDA WAGNER These next three weeks are going to tell the tale of this team. It's imperative that we go down ther... JEREMIAH TROTTER We really wanted to win this game. It was a big game at The Pit, in our home court. It was a huge de... JANA FRANCIS It's huge. Where the standings are and to win with six seconds left in the game, obviously it's extr... MARC CRAWFORD We wanted to win the game but wanted to manage the game as well. Certainly, when we were up 20, I wa... ERNIE KENT We pressed them and stepped up a lot higher. St. Louis struggled to put their combinations together.... STEVE BURNS It was a big win on Tuesday, and then we had to come over here and play another big game against Gre... CHARLA PARRISH I told the kids that this was a game that we needed to win. Our district is so up in the air because... CHARLOTTE JONES Coach told us to play our game and don't change our offense or defense. This is our game to win. JENNIFER MARTINEZ I knew we were going to win something. We were either going to win a hell of a big lesson or win a b... JOHN KENNADAY We look at this as a step toward the Big East title. It's big to come here and win. It's the first t... CAPPIE PONDEXTER There's always the stereotype that Texas can't win the big game. Until we win a national championshi... MICHAEL HUFF Overall, we had a very solid game, and played tight defense. This was a big win for us. JIM MURPHY Their offensive line was as good as everybody said, ... They were big up front and were opening up h... J. NICHOLSON Everyone in town thinks we're a throw-together team. I think we should come out tomorrow and play ou... KYLE HICKS Our first two games are going to be big tests heading into districts. I don't see a game we'll be do... LEE SANDY I remember there were so many people there surrounding the field that it looked more like a bowl. We... BERNARD THOMAS Every game you want to go out there and win. It's always a big game and you always want to win. ANDREA PLEMONS We aren't a big team and they were two of our biggest players. The guys we'll be putting in to repla... GREG HIRSCH I guess this game helped our confidence. I think it's on a individual level. Every game is a new gam... GLEN GARDNER When we're going good, we've been real good. But we've gotten down in a few games and just haven't b... DOUG SANKEY We haven't won anything. That team is going to be ready to play (today). We're not going to play lik... SCOTT PODSEDNIK We can't come out here and think we are going to come on the floor and win it. We have to keep our h... KRISTIN TURK It's a big game. I think it's our game to turn around (the season) if we can get this win at the hou... BRYANT MARKSON The end of our line-up is starting to step up and hit, which helps us win ball games. Different girl... ALANA TOWNS This gives you a chance to step up and make big plays and turn the game around or help win the game. BOB CIRKO To be able to win the way we did against a great team and great coach ... . We planned to play that ... JEFF HEATH Being able to come here and play them in the sectional finals, it's going to be a big game. They hav... BAILEY HANSEN We felt like this was a must-win game for us. We felt that if we were going to have any shot at gett... PAUL STANTON You look at their record and that big win against Midland and I think they're playing their best bas... NATE ALTENHOFEN If guys don't step up and play well, that would make it tough on our defense. When you start playing... SCOTT HANNAN They run the ball well when [running back Fred] Taylor's going well. And they've added elements to t... TONY DUNGY I enjoy coming back to the city and back to the arena and play against the guys I know. I definitely... BORIS DIAW We were playing sloppy. We had guys trying to lay on the big hit instead of just wrapping up. We wer... CHRIS STANTON This was a big win for our team tonight. Both teams played well tonight, and now we just have to tur... WARREN SELLERS I usually play really good when it is big games, but we really wanted to win tonight, and that was e... KIRBY COPELAND This is not the same old Lafayette team and if we want to come out of that game with a win, we're go... MELISSA MCFERRIN They're big pieces of our team. The changes in the game are going to benefit guys like that who can ... DAN BOYLE Our defense won the game. Offense can win you games, but to win the Big Daddy you have to play defen... CURT REED It's very important to us. They're a very talented team. We have to play our best to win this game. ... ASHLEY CARR This was a big win for us. It was a good win for ourselves and for our fans. We're supposed to win e... JIRI NOVOTNY We were not expected to win or even get the tie. We were big-time underdogs in this game in everybod... ARTURS IRBE When you're in a tight game, you have to be able to play the basics or you can't win. We can lay dow... DAVE THENNIS We haven't played very well against the top teams in the league, and everybody believes they know wh... ANTOINE WALKER From the preseason to this game there has been some great improvement on both sides of the ball. I w... BOB JR From the preseason to this game there has been some great improvement on both sides of the ball. I w... BOB BAKER JR From the preseason to this game there has been some great improvement on both sides of the ball, ...... BOB BAKER When I saw five of our guys slap the floor, it reminded me of Duke and I knew we were going to go aw... BOBBY COLLINS This was a big game for us after that loss when we didn't play well. We had a talk before the game a... MALIK ALLEN This was a big win. These guys are a good team, so we didn't expect that one goal to hold up. ADAM SMITH My first base hit to win a game in the big leagues. EDWIN ENCARNACION Sara Bull really carried us - especially in the first half. She hit big shot after big shot. McHenry... MATT GIBSON We were down big and it was just real gutsy for us to be able to come back. We challenged ourselves ... JASON TERRY We came off a big win against Horseshoe Bend, so that helped a lot. We have a young team, and they h... RICHARD BROWN I thought we got off to a good start. You are always concerned how your team is going to play especi... HAROLD WILSON It was a game of runs. They're a good, big, physical team, and I knew it was going to be a challenge... GLENN BILLINGS She was calm. She's a great leader, and she's been here before. That's huge when you have the big ga... DAVE KISER We have to play our game. It's a sweet victory when you win up there. I can't wait. LINDSAY FREDERICK This is what it's all about. I've never liked Dallas. It's a big game for us. It's a big game for th... CHRIS SAMUELS We had to have the mind set that we were going to win. We kept pounding and executing down the stret... ADAM ROOT It was a big factor. We just got beat by 28 points or something and you don't want to come into this... DANI KUBIK Our kids believed they could win this thing. We've known we were going to play East for a while and ... JOE MUNIZ I think our fire and desire to win the game made us play better as a team. JULIAN VAUGHN They were rebounding machines, picking up everything they saw. 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JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ... JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving. JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ... JEFF LINDSAY