There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.
BO BURNHAM Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want peop...
BO BURNHAM Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness ...
BO BURNHAM I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famou...
BO BURNHAM The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things th...
BO BURNHAM The average person has one Fallopian tube.
BO BURNHAM At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the ...
BO BURNHAM I was doing theater in my high school, and I started writing sort of silly songs on the piano backst...
BO BURNHAM I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare ...
BO BURNHAM I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching...
BO BURNHAM I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange betwe...
BO BURNHAM My career was exploding at the same time that social media itself was expanding. But when my online ...
BO BURNHAM I've always liked TV shows that have slightly unlikable leads, where you root for them in spite ...
BO BURNHAM I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the theme...
BO BURNHAM I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm...
BO BURNHAM At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I&#...
BO BURNHAM I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nic...
BO BURNHAM For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage goin...
BO BURNHAM I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. ...
BO BURNHAM The strange thing was, when I was starting on YouTube, even the paradigm of YouTube and Internet sen...
BO BURNHAM Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't trea...
BO BURNHAM I love you just the way you are
but you don't see you like I do.
You shouldn't try so hard...
BO BURNHAM I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can&#...
BO BURNHAM 'Words, Words, Words' was very much its title. It's just words, words, words and trying ...
BO BURNHAM I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's li...
BO BURNHAM I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happene...
BO BURNHAM In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say...
BO BURNHAM Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Be...
BO BURNHAM For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most...
BO BURNHAM I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
BO BURNHAM I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed
BO BURNHAM Mmmmmm
I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it
BO BURNHAM Hanged"
I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever,
the point is I hanged myself today and I’...
BO BURNHAM Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound.
Listen...
BO BURNHAM Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood and probably themselves will not be...
DANIEL BURNHAM Remember that our sons and grandsons are going to do things that would stagger us.
DANIEL BURNHAM It was Chicago with its World's Fair which vivified the national desire for civic beauty.
DANIEL BURNHAM To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We ...
SOPHY BURNHAM If you watch the first hour of trading, it's like the Wild West, ... There's clearly less hanky-pank...
BILL BURNHAM There's been so much learning on the job for the small firms, and that's hard to replicate, ... It's...
BILL BURNHAM They generate the majority of their revenues now from the tax programs, ... Perhaps they're just rei...
BILL BURNHAM You're asking firms to alienate 95% of their revenue-producing assets [their brokers] for 5% of the ...
BILL BURNHAM [As for Yahoo!, the company has] expressed some interest in it privately so it doesn't surprise me, ...
BILL BURNHAM This was the obvious thing that they should have done about two years ago. I think they lost a lot o...
BILL BURNHAM We had revised our numbers up twice and they still beat them. This is a strong indicator that E*Trad...
BILL BURNHAM People are looking for some indications, what are the core growth rates in the Internet and how is t...
BILL BURNHAM It's not just another channel; it's the channel.
BILL BURNHAM You don't keep customers by insulting them or downgrading them, ... When you're in a meeting with bu...
BILL BURNHAM For the health of parliamentary democracy, this matter now needs to be brought to a swift conclusion...
ANDY BURNHAM Roads were pretty slick, but the school district got kids in the buses and to school on time.
ANDY BURNHAM We don't write citations very often. It's the very last thing we do.
ANDY BURNHAM If the LSE had a legitimate point to make, it's that there is a demand for more information. The imp...
ANDY BURNHAM There will be a lot of demand for this. I think there will be a lot of people who will go out on day...
ANDY BURNHAM We want people to come forward with different ideas. We are learning from procurements past that if ...
ANDY BURNHAM The pace will quicken now. The parliamentary process hasn't ended, but by any reckoning last night w...
ANDY BURNHAM You have a great staff that worked very hard.
ANDY BURNHAM I am delighted that we have been able to give our backing to (this) amendment.
ANDY BURNHAM A PIN number would be a new intermediate way of checking a card was authentic. The verification serv...
ANDY BURNHAM With this software employees are spending a lot less time waiting for reports and gathering informat...
ANDREW BURNHAM It has been invaluable because it helped in the emergencies we have run.
ANDREW BURNHAM If you have specific health concerns, contact your doctor.
ANDREW BURNHAM We need to be prepared for a few more months.
ANDREW BURNHAM Make big plans; aim high in hope and work, remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded w...
DANIEL BURNHAM Let your watchword be order and your beacon beauty.
DANIEL BURNHAM This is an inter-governmental international organization and you can't have what you would expect he...
CHRISTOPHER BURNHAM I think every VC enjoys participating in helping build disruptive companies. I'm excited to be in th...
BRAD BURNHAM Burgoyne, he had style, a certain charisma, and charm and humor about him.
JOHN BURNHAM I do not see any earnings visibility in Amazon and in fact, I noticed how they are getting rid of so...
JON BURNHAM I am worried that if we give them too much coverage it can back up the notion that they are a potent...
ANDY BURNHAM Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide. When once this initial and final sentence is understo...
JAMES BURNHAM After some initial discontent, there was general agreement that it was useful to think more carefull...
SCOTT BURNHAM Most sites aren't personalized, because they've only just gotten their basic businesses up on the We...
BILL BURNHAM Tourism carries a tremendous potential that must be acknowledged as essential for the future of worl...
BONNIE BURNHAM These sites are most endangered because they're in the midst of very complex situations created by c...
BONNIE BURNHAM a bit of a social butterfly.
JOHN BURNHAM We've cleaned a lot of the storm drains so we're in decent shape there. Given the hillsides already ...
ANDY BURNHAM If not for the strong earnings, I think the market would be a lot weaker than it is. But that's not ...
JON BURNHAM Hopefully the airline will be able to expand and we'll have some growth, and bring back our furlough...
DON BURNHAM This pilot group is unified and they will support whatever actions their leadership determines are n...
DON BURNHAM The message is get serious at the negotiating table. Let's get an agreement. Let's avoid the necessi...
DON BURNHAM We can't reach everybody because not everybody takes advantage of our services.
BILL BURNHAM It's a lot easier for me to get into the rhythm of the game playing on back-to-back days.
CONNOR BURNHAM The big unknown in this is the geopolitical situation,
JON BURNHAM I thought it would be a good call. I thought they would be released and I thought that they would be...
GRACIA BURNHAM The family of Martin and Gracia are deeply saddened and disappointed to learn that the Abu Sayyaf ha...
GRACIA BURNHAM On behalf of the family, we respectfully hope that [Abu Sayyaf leader] Khadaffy Janjalani would hono...
GRACIA BURNHAM Our family did what the Abu Sayyaf asked and we believed them,
GRACIA BURNHAM On March 26, Abu Sulaiman advised us to tell Martin and Gracia's children that they would be release...
GRACIA BURNHAM During our ordeal, we were repeatedly lied to by the Abu Sayyaf and they are not men of honor. They ...
GRACIA BURNHAM It's kind of shocking news, ... It's difficult, but God is giving us strength. ...It's kind of numbi...
GRACIA BURNHAM We played our butts off and won another one. We're really on fire, got a lot of teams on the run.
IAN BURNHAM He pretty much dominated at the net.
IAN BURNHAM We wanted a little retribution.
IAN BURNHAM This is one of the most athletic teams in Northern California. They're starting to realize they can'...
IAN BURNHAM Man, those guys do not go away, ever.
IAN BURNHAM He remembered the forceful hand that cast him to the earth. He'd fallen like a shooting star, his fl...
JAMES BURNHAM Our idea is to grow teachers. We need people who really want to do this for a living, and we want to...
JODY BURNHAM We know that the more education you can get -- where you can fine-tune your skills and get additiona...
JODY BURNHAM It all depends on the early-voting turnout and how many ballots the (election) judges will have to p...
SCOTT BURNHAM I believe that miracles happen every day. Every person is a miracle. Every moment is a miracle. If o...
BO SANCHEZ When you're your own producer, you do the most ridiculous, insane things.
BO DEREK For a long time, I wanted children. When I was about 30 or 32, I really thought about it.
BO DEREK I think we all have this image that we're going to be the hold-out and show what 51 really looks...
BO DEREK That whole sex symbol thing I never took seriously to begin with. Thank goodness, or I'd be suff...
BO DEREK Elizabeth Taylor has reinvented herself and her image time and time again. The results have often he...
BO DEREK I have never dated. I have no experience. It's terrible, and I'm scared to death of it, too,...
BO DEREK We were on the island of Hawaii. I think I was there three months. It was fantastic. It is not much ...
BO DEREK There's an incredible fascination for that and that goes with violence and everything else in pi...
BO DEREK It's been very nice. I haven't gotten out too much because we've been working a lot but ...
BO DEREK I played a definite part in it. I guess the things that I played in films and the way the nudity and...
BO DEREK I grew up on the beaches of Southern California surfing and sailing and I've always loved horses...
BO DEREK Glorifying violence is terrible. Simulating sex is nothing - it's something so impersonal really...
BO DEREK I tend not to worry about things I can't do anything about. It's not in my nature to spend t...
BO DEREK I love Spain. I go back two or three times a year usually to visit friends and ride horses.
BO DEREK When you look at women who have had plastic surgery, they have lost something - usually an expressio...
BO DEREK I was alone for five years. Having a love is a gigantic bonus in life, but I wasn't unhappy when...
BO DEREK Probably some of the projects I chose to do after that had more to do with what people thought of me...
BO DEREK It's really difficult for me. Language, I am sorry that I haven't. I think I just always exp...
BO DEREK Even though I grew up surfing and sailing in Southern California, I was born horse crazy.
BO DEREK I found my love when I was 17-years-old and my love is one hundred percent honest. We've never h...
BO DEREK Also there is a twist to the story as I'm being haunted and driven crazy, attacked and so on. Al...
BO DEREK '10' was amazing! I had no career before '10' and then all of a sudden I was able to...
BO DEREK If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.
BO BENNETT When it comes to success, there are no shortcuts.
BO BENNETT Affiliate marketing has made businesses millions and ordinary people millionaires.
BO BENNETT An objection is not a rejection; it is simply a request for more information.
BO BENNETT Visualization is daydreaming with a purpose.
BO BENNETT Martial arts is not about fighting; it's about building character.
BO BENNETT Success is not in what you have, but who you are.
BO BENNETT A dead end can never be a one way street; you can always turn around and take another road.
BO BENNETT Think of success as a game of chance in which you have control over the odds. As you begin to master...
BO BENNETT Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.
BO BENNETT Never expect people to treat you any better than you treat yourself.
BO BENNETT A rejection is nothing more than a necessary step in the pursuit of success.
BO BENNETT Negotiating techniques do not work all that well with kids, because in the middle of a negotiation, ...
BO BENNETT To me, living in the present means being aware of your conscious choice to focus on the past, presen...
BO BENNETT If you are only doing what you are getting paid for, and doing it no better than the average employe...
BO BENNETT It is not rejection itself that people fear, it is the possible consequences of rejection. Preparing...
BO BENNETT In sales, a referral is the key to the door of resistance.
BO BENNETT A single question can be more influential than a thousand statements.
BO BENNETT If I miss anything about the sport, it's the camaraderie of old teammates.
BO JACKSON There is a misleading, unwritten rule that states if a quote giving advice comes from someone famous...
BO BENNETT Growing up I had a horrible speech impediment. I stuttered to where I couldn't even talk in class. I...
BO JACKSON Confusing the words wish, faith and pray with each other usually just results i...
BO BENNETT When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other han...
BO SCHEMBECHLER The discipline you learn and character you build from setting and achieving a goal can be more valua...
BO BENNETT It is not rejection itself that people fear, it is the possible consequences of rejection. Preparin...
BO BENNETT Set your goals high and don't stop until you get there.
BO JACKSON We're all stumbling towards the light with varying degrees of grace at any given moment.
BO LOZOFF Avoiding the phrase
BO BENNETT A dream becomes a goal when action is taken toward its achievement.
BO BENNETT While we are focusing on fear, worry, or hate, it is not possible for us to be experiencing happines...
BO BENNETT Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
BO BENNETT Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be...
BO BENNETT Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
BO DEREK Every coach, every executive, every leader: They all know right from wrong. Even those Enron guys. W...
BO SCHEMBECHLER I believe certain members of the U.S. Congress have aided in the oppression and diversion of critica...
BO GRITZ A dream collage is pictures of your goals. It is like your future photo album.
BO BENNETT Those who improve with age embrace the power of personal growth and personal achievement and begin t...
BO BENNETT For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth.
BO BENNETT Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success.
BO BENNETT Not being in tune with your customers is like living in an alternate reality; the way you think your...
BO BENNETT Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
BO DEREK Every day, people settle for less than they deserve. They are only partially living or at best livin...
BO BENNETT Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions.
BO BENNETT I like to think of sales as the ability to gracefully persuade, not manipulate, a person or persons ...
BO BENNETT Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there.
BO JACKSON As sure as the spring will follow the winter, prosperity and economic growth will follow recession.
BO BENNETT I would say my greatest achievement in life right now - my greatest achievement period is - and I...
BO JACKSON The only place opportunity cannot be found is in a closed-minded person.
BO BENNETT I think America did a great job. I think Carrie Underwood fits the bill of American Idol. She's ...
BO BICE As much as I loved the model of St. Francis, I realized that I couldn't afford to be poor, becau...
BO SANCHEZ Diplomacy is more than saying or doing the right things at the right time, it is avoiding saying or ...
BO BENNETT Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can'...
BO BENNETT Faked enthusiasm is worse than bad acting - it is bad acting with the intent to deceive.
BO BENNETT My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field...
BO JACKSON Not managing your time and making excuses are two bad habits. Don't put them both together by cl...
BO BENNETT Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there.
BO JACKSON I'm not trying to be evasive, but when I say yes and no, I say 'yes' because there are n...
BO BICE We are all wounded. But wounds are necessary for his healing light to enter into our beings. Without...
BO SáNCHEZ This is a win-win result, which once again proves that any trade problem can be solved with reason a...
BO XILAI On some of the negotiations, we were almost at the edge of the cliff.
BO XILAI We all need patience and do things according to the rules.
BO XILAI I am aware of the pressure given by the U.S. (textile) industry but it doesn't mean who shouts loude...
BO XILAI Ambassador Portman has shown some flexibility at the end of the day, ... but I don't think that's en...
BO XILAI If the present trend of trade flow is maintained by 2010, the bilateral trade would reach $50 billio...
BO XILAI Developed countries should be aware that textile integration is an inevitable trend and to have quot...
BO XILAI However, the agreement is not as good as expected as quota control in trade is totally outdated in a...
BO XILAI When you have Dee Brown and James Augustine, two guys who have been through so much a post and a poi...
BO RYAN You've got to remember what was being said about them in November, December, and into January. What'...
BO RYAN I like the way our guys are executing. Then sometimes if somebody is quicker, bigger, stronger, even...
BO RYAN That's what college does for people when given the opportunity, ... We've watched him grow into manh...
BO RYAN The best thing to do is try and make sure you're getting something at your end. We had stretches whe...
BO RYAN All three played in pretty good (high school) programs, and that always helps coming into a college ...
BO RYAN At the end of the season here, we know we played three straight NCAA Tournament teams in fairly host...
BO RYAN We have played three straight NCAA Tournament teams in fairly hostile environments.
BO RYAN Sometimes that's a lot to ask, so I'm not going to pressure them into being at a certain stage. As a...
BO RYAN The ball went in the basket and they were struggling at that point. We knocked some shots down and t...
BO RYAN We're all stumbling towards the light with varying degrees of grace at any given moment.
BO LOZOFF We're all stumbling towards the light with varying degrees of grace at any given moment.
BO LOZOFF