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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.


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FRANK HAGUE You hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear these words ...
FRANK HAGUE But the conceited man did not hear him. Conceited people never hear anything but praise.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY You never hear anything about the good ones.
AMY MALLO We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear those words I...
FRANK HAGUE We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear those words I...
FRANK HAGUE I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL I talk about hockey everyday. A lot of people don't want to hear it, but I talk about it anyway.
ANDY STRICKLAND If you listen to Louis Armstrong from 1929, you will never hear anything better than that really, an...
STEVE LACY I just never fantasized about Mr. Rogers, but I like his whole vibe.
CATHERINE KEENER I never expected to hear something like that, I mean you don't hear about people from here that are ...
BRANDON LEE In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk, will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I never know what people want to hear when they say that stuff. And it’s not like anything about m...
J.L. MERROW I had to wait six years to hear about long-term investment. But it was good to hear it.
CARL GUARDINO Conceited people never hear anything but praise.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN (McCarthy) was the only good thing I saw tonight. I don't want to talk about how I feel about my tea...
OZZIE GUILLEN The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, ...
DWIGHT D EISENHOWER The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, ...
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER You won't hear me talk about my politics, you won't hear me talk about my vegetarianism, you...
IAN MCKELLEN He never hears the truth about himself by not wishing to hear it." Pope Alexander
BARBARA W. TUCHMAN Although volume upon volume is written to prove slavery a very good thing, we never hear of the man ...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, ...
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER It's like there are a million screams caught inside of my chest but I have to keep them all in becau...
TAHEREH MAFI But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure? Answer: Of himself. Well, so I will talk abou...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY I will never, never ever sing on stage, but when I'm in the studio, I do sing melody lines. When...
MARTIN GARRIX You hear all this talk about how good our league is, but our league is very, very good. It's very co...
CHRIS LOWERY Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
MARGARET HALSEY You can ask me anything you like about my work, but I'll never talk about myself.
P. L. TRAVERS They don't go on about energy savings, which are incredible, ... They talk about how they don't hear...
STEVE HAMILTON It's just to talk again. It was obviously a good forum the first time to hear from the farmers, but ...
MATT DECAMPLE I never said nothing..."
"I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got th...
TERRY PRATCHETT Julius never really went out anywhere unless he had a basketball with him. You never expect to hear ...
GARY DECESARE I think Microsoft is waiting to hear Sony's plan about the PSP and then we may hear something about ...
ADAM LEVIN Man, I'm 31 years old and a husband with four kids; I hope I'm no thug. I hear all those neg...
ALLEN IVERSON Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I It's funny, because in 1970 I met the Beatles quite by a chance at a party. It was the Beethoven...
DANIEL BARENBOIM You're not going to hear me sing about being on a tractor or being married... because I don'...
CHRISTIAN KANE Yeah, I hear a lot of good things about Australia.
DAN MARSALA Applause is the most powerful thing... people talk about the sound of it, but what I hear is glee.
C. C. H. POUNDER I never have anything to talk about.
APRIL WINCHELL I didn't know about that but it's nice to hear. I'm just hoping to have a good season.
JUSTIN WYATT Talk to people about what they want to hear, and they'll stay for more. Talk to them about what you ...
NABIL N. JAMAL I will listen to anything they bring. I want to hear what they have to say.
ED YOUNG I hear Charles Rogers [6-3, 202] in Detroit is pretty fast, but if you go pound-for-pound, I think I...
JAVON WALKER I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything,...
STEPHEN WRIGHT But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure?

Answer: Of himself.

Wel...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY You will never hear a true introvert say "i am an introvert"!
PRATIK SHARDA When I hear people talk about collective expulsions, deportations, laagers, as an Italian I am deepl...
GIUSEPPE PISANU The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
SIR RICHARD F BURTON The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
SIR RICHARD FRANCIS BURTON The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
RICHARD BURTON When you first hear about the new guys having to play, it's like, gosh man.' But then you know it's ...
MICHAEL HICKS "Talk to people about what they want to hear, and they'll stay for more. Talk to them about what you...
NABIL N. JAMAL It was really like something was going to happen. It was kind of weird because I had never been thro...
AUSTIN KEARNS I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.
MARLON WAYANS There are things you would love to hear but will never hear fromthe person you want to hear them fro...
ANONYMOUS When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I mean, you've lost four in a row. You hear good news in the trade. You think you can go in and have...
SARUNAS JASIKEVICIUS When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at th...
CHRIS ROCK I will hear no talk that there are no intermediate-range weapons on the NATO side.
E. P. THOMPSON You'll hear 'Hippie,' or, 'Get a haircut.' I like it. I think it's funny bec...
JACOB DEGROM These guys have a lot of respect for Lamar. Because of (Lamar), around the league you never hear any...
BRIAN WATERS I was just reading about Paul Simon in 'Uncut', and it was fascinating. I never think about ...
J MASCIS It takes a while to solve it. Like you might hear about it on the news, but you might not hear about...
KRISTEN BOOGHBY Really? He threw four? It's good to hear. I almost never get a chance to see him play. I just catch ...
PEYTON MANNING You're trying your damndest, you strike out and they boo you. I act like it doesn't bother me, like ...
MIKE SCHMIDT You've got the place all to yourself. I was out paddling about two-three weeks ago. You don't hear a...
GARY LYONS I still call it just to hear her voice, ... We will never see her beautiful smile again, never hear ...
JANET BAKER Spike Lee is black, successful and intelligent. I wanted my son to hear him talk about courage and r...
KATRINA CARTER When you talk to people about the topics they like talking about they will stick around for more. Ta...
ANDONI GARCIA Around New York, I used to hear that expression, 'Once a Dodger, always a Dodger.' But how a...
TONY LAZZERI I had a lot of chances, but somehow he was able to keep the puck out. I'm certainly going to hear ab...
HENRIK ZETTERBERG I'll never make it, it will never happen, because they're never going to hear me 'cause ...
ELVIS PRESLEY A lot of comedians get a bad rep once they have kids and that's all they talk about, and people ...
TIG NOTARO I always hear parents talking about how outraged they are because their kid saw a boob or something ...
IAN MCCLELLAN I know less about SEETHER, but I hear they rock.
TOM MORELLO I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer.
MARIA BAMFORD I don't mind hearing new stuff if the new stuff is good. But if it's not good, then I just want to h...
GEORGE THOROGOOD I have a lot of friends in Houston that say they hear my name on talk radio. I say, 'No way, that's ...
HUNTER PENCE Listening to someone talk isn't at all like listening to their words played over on a machine. What ...
ORIANA FALLACI Some people with autism who don't talk, all they hear are vowel sounds. Like if I said 'cup,...
TEMPLE GRANDIN I hear all the time that boys don't like stories about girls. Which never made much sense to me....
TED NAIFEH

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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