I like to make you know your master,” Crane said. “It's only fair. The rest of the time you've got me so thoroughly enslaved, I might as well be wearing a collar with your name on it.

You have captured me utterly, and you hold my heart in your hands. Be gentle with it. It's more fragile than you might think.

This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.

Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.

He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through and through."
"How very rude of him."
"I told him I was."
Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again. Fawkes the phoenix let out a low, soft, musical cry. To Harry's intense embarrassment, he suddenly realized that Dumbledore's bright blue eyes looked rather watery, and stared hastily at his own knee. When Dumbledore spoke, however, his voice was quite steady.
"I am very touched, Harry.

We need you to come home.