I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Do your duty in all things, like the old Puritan. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less.

I have fought against the people of the North because I believed they were seeking to wrest from the South its dearest rights. But I have never cherished toward them bitter or vindictive feelings, and I have never seen the day when I did not pray for them.

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.

The education of a man is never completed until he dies.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.