I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

I don't look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know.

I guess I look like a rock quarry that someone has dynamited.

Maybe I'm too masculine. Casting directors cast in their own, or an idealized image. Maybe I don't look like anybody's ideal.

I like every girl. Every kind of girl that there is, I like.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.