Ken Marino quote: "I love horror comedies, and I love horror movies. In particular, I love horror movies from the '80s that have practical monsters in them. They're not just slasher movies with people going to kill people in people's houses. Although I do like 'The Last House on the Left,' and things like that, I do like these ridiculous monster movies."

I just - I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of 'Bachelor,' and how just gross and like f...
KEN MARINO

It's absolutely surprising to me how well 'The State' has held up as far as people likin...
KEN MARINO

To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was a...
KEN MARINO

'Party Down' was one of the most magical, special experiences of my professional career. Als...
KEN MARINO

I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You ...
DAN MARINO

We're not running the ball again until we get ahead. Shula was calling the plays, but I told the...
DAN MARINO

Obviously I'm not 21 anymore, but I think I can still throw with anybody.
DAN MARINO

We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early...
DAN MARINO

I try to play my game and that's being emotional because I'm that kind of guy.
DAN MARINO

As a team, you need to come from behind every once in awhile just to do it. Good for the attitude. I...
DAN MARINO

It's nice to feel the fans are behind you. You shouldn't concern yourself with things like t...
DAN MARINO

Sometimes, I wish we were all amateurs again. I'd play for nothing. Ab-so-lute-ly free. But that...
DAN MARINO

My father always taught me to appreciate what you're fortunate to have and give back to those wh...
DAN MARINO

I know I've got to just keep throwing the ball. That's what I do best.
DAN MARINO

We've been blessed with four beautiful children. Michael, he doesn't have much of a problem ...
DAN MARINO

I think I'm going to be around awhile.
DAN MARINO

I think I have a passion for playing the game. I love to play, and I want to play at a high level. Y...
DAN MARINO

Sure, the home-field is an advantage - but so is having a lot of talent.
DAN MARINO

I think positive. I always think we're going to score. Two minutes is a lot of time if you have ...
DAN MARINO

If you ask any great player or great quarterback, there's a certain inner confidence that you...
DAN MARINO

I look at it this way. I'm not putting age limits on what I can do. As long as I can do the job ...
DAN MARINO

It's real nice and exciting for me to break the records, but it's more exciting for me to be...
DAN MARINO

I don't need to be motivated by anybody. Never have.
DAN MARINO

My parents would always say, 'It doesnt' matter if it's a guy picking up the garbage or ...
DAN MARINO

I have always said that I want to finish my career with the Dolphins and this put me closer to that ...
DAN MARINO

There is no defense against a perfect pass. I can throw the perfect pass.
DAN MARINO

You need to feel that the game is important to you. Lose that feeling and you lose your edge. There&...
DAN MARINO

I just try to be myself, whatever that is. I don't think about how I'll be remembered. I jus...
DAN MARINO

I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will n...
DAN MARINO

You can do more, you can always do more.
DAN MARINO

I've been a Dolphin for 17 years, and I'll be a Dolphin for the rest of my life. That will never cha...
DAN MARINO

People love having dogs around them, You do miss that piece of humanity. Or, I guess, animal-humanit...
BARBARA MARINO

But not Angus, not in a million years. He's a very mellow dog. Everyone likes him, except the dog in...
BARBARA MARINO

If a dog fights with other dogs, if a dog does anything aggressive, he has to stay in the kennel.
BARBARA MARINO

We're getting a real break here. I don't want anyone to screw this up.
DAN MARINO

FedEx said if you're going to be building a new building, we want some more space, too.
ANTHONY MARINO

You can't get anyone's attention unless you're throwing money at them, and we don't have any.
ANTHONY MARINO

The market's not big enough to support two flights, two different airlines with two flights per day.
ANTHONY MARINO

Small men command the letter of the law. Great men serve its spirit. For the spirit of the law is ju...
J.C. MARINO

In every journey comes a moment... one like no other. And in that moment, you must decide between wh...
J.C. MARINO

They had one fan. They had a dog over there. They had the one fan on the dog.
BEVERLY MARINO

By morning we saw the water rising. That was when we saw the nursing home across the street was stil...
BEVERLY MARINO

I look at it this way. I'm not putting age limits on what I can do. As long as I can do the job to h...
DAN MARINO

I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't li...
DAN MARINO

When I was elected to the Hall of Fame, I challenged all Dolphin fans to overrun Canton, Ohio, and w...
DAN MARINO

I think positive. I always think we're going to score. Two minutes is a lot of time if you have time...
DAN MARINO

In fact, during that first week after the Colts' game, when it hurt so bad I could hardly sleep and ...
DAN MARINO

I guess that decided that.
DAN MARINO

I don't want to say anything, because Todd and I are good friends.
DAN MARINO

You never know at 16 who's going to be available.
DAN MARINO

We can change the lives of autistic children. We can make a difference. There are hundreds of famili...
DAN MARINO

Everyone has secret ambitions; mine was to be a rock singer. I thought I could sing. But when you si...
DAN MARINO

We've been blessed with four beautiful children. Michael, he doesn't have much of a problem anymore....
DAN MARINO

I don't worry about things as far as statistics are concerned. I just want to prepare the best I can...
DAN MARINO

I don't think that anybody, when they start in the NFL, sets out to be in the Hall of Fame, ... When...
DAN MARINO

We didn't win a Super Bowl together, and that's something I'll always regret – not knowing what th...
DAN MARINO

He's shown such maturity as a young player. I think he understands what he has to do. It's not like ...
DAN MARINO

My father always taught me to appreciate what you're fortunate to have and give back to those who ne...
DAN MARINO

It's nice to feel the fans are behind you. You shouldn't concern yourself with things like that - bu...
DAN MARINO

All you have to do is try not to change. But I wouldn't know how not to be myself.
DAN MARINO

I want to know what it's like to play in a Super Bowl and win one. My career will be great without i...
DAN MARINO

We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for...
DAN MARINO

I think it's more and more important to spend time with your children, because it seems to be harder...
DAN MARINO

You need to feel that the game is important to you. Lose that feeling and you lose your edge. There'...
DAN MARINO

I've always admired Coach Shula. I thought I'd be drafted a little sooner, but now I'm happy I wasn'...
DAN MARINO

Acid thrown in someone's face is pretty unique. You gotta be pretty twisted. It was pretty nasty.
DARREN MARINO

That period (1995-98) is not talked about enough. That was a great era for him. The political nuts a...
JOHN MARINO

I?m not happy about it. I hope they find whoever did it and get restitution, anyway.
DAN MARINO

I've accomplished many things, but what I cherish more than any record I hold, fourth-quarter comeba...
DAN MARINO

I'm very competitive and I let my emotions show. Most of the time what you see is me being upset wit...
DAN MARINO

I'm a very happy man. In everyday life, just walking around, I'm a fairly pleasant person to be arou...
DAN MARINO

I'm pleased to announce that I continue to be a Democratic candidate for supervisor in Stony Point.
PHILIP MARINO

I actually met a couple in the Bahamas on my honeymoon who knew about this pool.
MATT MARINO

He put me through a workout, throwing the ball. Then he went to Penn State and met with Todd.
DAN MARINO

When I was elected to the Hall of Fame, I challenged all Dolphin fans to overrun Canton, Ohio, and w...
DAN MARINO

When I was younger, I wanted to be Joe Namath. Now I'm in a special club with him.
DAN MARINO

We remain hopeful that when the attorney general's office has completed its review of the charges ag...
KEVIN MARINO

I don't think there's any basis whatsoever to have dragged Wayne Gretzky's name into it. Have you ev...
KEVIN MARINO

In New Jersey, there are not only statutes making it a crime for law enforcement to leak wire tapped...
KEVIN MARINO

He's going to prepare to meet the very serious charges against him.
KEVIN MARINO

We are fully cooperating with the league and certainly will be meeting with them.
KEVIN MARINO

We are fully co-operating with the league and certainly will be meeting with them. We haven't met wi...
KEVIN MARINO

It's improper, it's unwarranted and I will not tolerate it.
KEVIN MARINO

I have never been involved in a case where the prosecution has engaged in such inappropriate conduct...
KEVIN MARINO

The biggest mistake is trusting the wrong people who generally are also the dumbest.
MARINO BACCARINI

The scoreboard can't make you a loser. If you walk off the field with your head up, you don't lose. ...
DAN MARINO

I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what ...
DAN MARINO

I know I've got to just keep throwing the ball. That's what I do best.
DAN MARINO

As a young man God blessed me with a special talent to throw a football,
DAN MARINO

You have to feel you're the best at what you do. You don't have to come out and say it. But you have...
DAN MARINO

(Mrs. Grossman) feels that when things get really tense, if you can pet a dog, it makes a difference...
BARBARA MARINO

When you work hard to do everything you can to win, it's disappointing when you lose. It eats at you...
DAN MARINO

What did the Romans say? “De gustibus non est disputandum”: It is worthless to discuss personal ...
MASSIMO MARINO

When we are children or teenagers, most of us experience something which has devastating effects on ...
MARINO BACCARINI

I was born here and I'll die here against my will.
GORDON MARINO

I jumped out of the rig and I didn't understand anything. But I understand pain.
DARREN MARINO

Once it's gone, it's gone. Golfers get to play their sport just about their whole lives, baseball pl...
DAN MARINO

The idea of freedom is a piece of dry bread thrown to people so that they can break their teeth with...
MARINO BACCARINI

I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's w...
DAN MARINO

I think it's more and more important to spend time with your children, because it seems to be ha...
DAN MARINO

I want to know what it's like to play in a Super Bowl and win one. My career will be great witho...
DAN MARINO

I think the extent to which that happens depends on how much of the top management would be retained...
LOU MARINO

The best indicator of the future is what's been done in the past.
LOU MARINO

A lot of their deals are like that. The last thing they would have wanted was a bidding war over Rus...
LOU MARINO

I think younger people should never forget the past.
LOU MARINO

The goal is a Memorial Day dedication.
LOU MARINO

It's just something we wanted to do for the veterans.
LOU MARINO

It was wild, but I think fact both teams playing great defense had a lot to do with it.
JOE MARINO

That Dominic is even here is a bloody miracle.
JOE MARINO

The economy has been having some problems. Recently some of the numbers have been picking up again b...
MARINO VALENSISE

It's good to be back with the CITGO team. We were so competitive last year; we were fast enough to w...
MARINO FRANCHITTI

With Dario racing the same weekend, that's a huge thing for me. He's my best friend and I go to his ...
MARINO FRANCHITTI

The changes in the currency regime in China may sooner or later impact U.S. assets and the U.S. curr...
MARINO VALENSISE

European debt is pricing in a perennial recession. Sooner or later the European economy will revive ...
MARINO VALENSISE

We are putting our media planning and buying into review. It's part of our best-practice approach; w...
PETER MARINO

Anytime we can outpace the overall growth in an important market like Wisconsin, our home state, it'...
PETE MARINO

Up until last year's budget, when New Jersey started to reduce the structural gap between revenues a...
RICHARD MARINO

A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak.
MICHAEL GARRETT MARINO

Every man gets a narrower and narrower field of knowledge in which he must be an expert in order to ...
MICHAEL GARRETT MARINO

Fate is what happens to you when your luck runs out.
MICHAEL GARRETT MARINO

These are specialized procedures. It's not like buying a car. A doctor has to see the patient and ex...
DR. MARINO RIOS

People have a lot of options to fight the signs of aging. You really can keep your skin from showing...
DR. MARINO RIOS

People don't want to look old and have wrinkles. And a lot of people want to look younger without ha...
DR. MARINO RIOS

It's a new day at the Department of Interior, and we need to examine what makes the most sense f...
KEN SALAZAR

I don't believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than ...
KEN VENTURI

'Bloom' is basically the idea that all flesh is grass, and that we can look at natural plant...
KEN GOLDBERG

My father believed a real man didn't read, and my parents hoped I'd get some sense and find ...
KEN BRUEN

The values of confidentiality of matters occurring before the grand jury is very important.
KEN STARR

It is hard to understand addiction unless you have experienced it.
KEN HENSLEY

I know why I am here and my only real focused goal is to live each day to the fullest and to try and...
KEN HENSLEY

I think we too often make choices based on the safety of cynicism, and what we're lead to is a l...
KEN BURNS

When in doubt, use brute force.
KEN THOMPSON

When we first broke into that forbidden box in the other dimension, we knew we had discovered someth...
KEN KESEY

The tourist board have put a bounty on me head, but they like the biz from tourists.
KEN BRUEN

What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is...
KEN LEVINE

People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-poi...
KEN SALAZAR

We did some jumping at the start of the show. We went out without telling anyone - and the studio li...
KEN CURTIS

It's really changed me. For the first time I'm in favor of the Bush tax cuts.
KEN JENNINGS

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims o...
KEN DODD

I didn't know that you were supposed to tune the guitar to an open chord, and I learned to play ...
KEN HENSLEY

There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.
KEN LOEFFLER

Researching real history has taught me to be bolder and more imaginative in building fantasy worlds ...
KEN LIU

I am a very bottom-up thinker.
KEN THOMPSON

The decline of geography in academia is easy to understand: we live in an age of ever-increasing spe...
KEN JENNINGS

I gave up many times but I never quit.
KEN POIROT

Who can say if the thoughts you have in your mind as you read these words are the same thoughts I ha...
KEN LIU

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph.
KEN KESEY

Teach me to live that I may dread, the grave as little as my bed.
THOMAS KEN

"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!...
KEN KESEY

Her laughter was an upbeat song set to a minor key.
KEN SCHOLES

The mechanics of industry is easy. The real engine is the people : Their motivation and direction.
KEN GILBERT

Feedback is the breakfast of champions.
KEN BLANCHARD

I'm not impressed with the power of a corporate president. I am impressed with the power of ideas.
KEN MASON

What a squalid and irresponsible little profession it is. Nothing prepares you for how bad Fleet Str...
KEN LIVINGSTONE

I never use notes, they interfere with me.
KEN BLANCHARD

For a manager to be perceived as a positive manager, they need a four to one positive to negative co...
KEN BLANCHARD

As a manager the important thing is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you a...
KEN BLANCHARD

People who produce good results feel good about themselves.
KEN BLANCHARD

The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery in...
KEN KESEY

A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you mee...
KEN KEYS

HELP = H(umor), E-go, edging God out, L-istening, P-urpose
KEN BLANCHARD

The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, t...
KEN KONECKI

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it.
KEN ADELMAN

The first principle of ethical power is Purpose. By purpose, I don't mean your objective or intentio...
KEN BLANCHARD

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
KEN HUDGINS

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minut...
KEN DODD

The extent of your consciousness is limited only by your ability to love and to embrace with your ...
KEN CAREY

Good history is a question of survival. Without any past, we will deprive ourselves of the defining ...
KEN BURNS

You do not have enough data to assign value to any action in the book Starseed Transmissions.
KEN CAREY

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
KEN HAMMOND

Baseball is the only sport I know that when you are on offense the other team controls the ball.
KEN HARRELSON

Take what you can use and let the rest go by
KEN KESEY

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
KEN OLSEN

Your equipment DOES NOT affect the quality of your image. The less time and effort you spend worryin...
KEN ROCKWELL

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
KEN HAKUTA

In most films music is brought in at the end, after the picture is more or less locked, to amplify t...
KEN BURNS

Allen Ginsberg is a tremendous warrior as time goes by. He's a warrior first and a poet second.
KEN KESEY

If you look only as Genesis as an allegory, you have a major problem, because if it's an allegor...
KEN HAM

If the Ivy League was the breeding ground for the elites of the American Century, Stanford is the fa...
KEN AULETTA

If you stop and think about our history, one of the reasons we had an American century and there is ...
KEN MEHLMAN

What is fascinating to me is the way I view everything in terms of parallels and connections. When I...
KEN LIU

Creativity is putting your imagination to work, and it's produced the most extraordinary results...
KEN ROBINSON

Based on the Bible, I believe that all the land animals were made on day six, and Adam and Eve were ...
KEN HAM

World War II is the greatest drama in human history, the biggest war ever and a true battle of good ...
KEN FOLLETT

The answer is not to standardize education, but to personalize and customize it to the needs of each...
KEN ROBINSON

Medicine really matured me as a person because, as a physician, you're obviously dealing with li...
KEN JEONG

You can be creative in anything - in math, science, engineering, philosophy - as much as you can in ...
KEN ROBINSON

The greatest gift in life is to be remembered.
KEN VENTURI

If I was courting the Muslim vote, I wouldn't have put establishing the partnership ceremony at ...
KEN LIVINGSTONE

A media-only campaign has its advantages, but it also has its very severe disadvantages.
KEN CUCCINELLI

Loved. You can't use it in the past tense. Death does not stop that love at all.
KEN KESEY

I am committed to ensure that our 2008 Republican presidential candidates forthrightly address issue...
KEN MEHLMAN

The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.
KEN BLANCHARD

The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.
KEN KESEY

I absolutely believe in the power of tithing and giving back. My own experience about all the blessi...
KEN BLANCHARD

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people... they no l...
KEN BLANCHARD

The productivity of a work group seems to depend on how the group members see their own goals in rel...
KEN BLANCHARD

Too many leaders act as if the sheep... their people... are there for the benefit of the shepherd, n...
KEN BLANCHARD

Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.
KEN BLANCHARD

I rise to taste the dawn, and find that love alone will shine today.
KEN WILBER

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