Mitt Romney quote: "I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared."

America cannot continue to lead the family of nations around the world if we suffer the collapse of ...
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I don't want to transform America. I want to restore to America the economic values of freedom a...
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We will strengthen our security by building missile defense, restoring our military might, and stand...
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The Cuban people still live in constant fear of a brutal totalitarian regime that has demonstrated t...
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The country already has a leader who divides us with the bitter politics of envy. We have to offer a...
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All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms...
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People of different faiths, like yours and mine, sometimes wonder where we can meet in common purpos...
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Happiness, for me, is a function of the number of people I love, and I think joy and happiness is di...
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Religious freedom opens a door for Americans that is closed to too many others around the world. But...
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Donald Trump tells us that he is very, very smart. I'm afraid that when it comes to foreign poli...
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Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon.
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Our plans protect freedom and opportunity, and our blueprint is the Constitution of the United State...
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The American people I talk to don't spend every moment thinking, 'How can I tax my neighbor ...
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The answer for healthcare is market incentives, not healthcare by a Godzilla-sized government bureau...
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For American foreign aid to become more effective, it must embrace the power of partnerships, access...
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Presidents have an impact on the nature of our nation.
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If you live in the mountains, you long for the trees and the lakes.
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You can't continue to have higher education tuition grow at a multiple of the rate of inflation.
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Since Castro took power, the Cuban people have been denied basic human freedoms. No freedom of relig...
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Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an ol...
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I just think the most important aspect in being able to have a productive relationship between the t...
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On our watch, the conversation with a would-be suicide bomber will not begin with the words, 'Yo...
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I was born in the middle of the century in the middle of the country, a classic Baby Boomer.
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The words spoken by the leader of the free world can expand the frontiers of freedom or shrink them....
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We expect candor and transparency from the president, from the administration.
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And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, 'I...
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
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Freedom. Freedom of religion. Freedom to speak their mind. Freedom to build a life. And yes, freedom...
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The American culture promotes personal responsibility, the dignity of work, the value of education, ...
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The 21st century can and must be an American century. It began with terror, war, and economic calami...
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I want America to be more like America, if you will. I want the songs, that patriotism we have.
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My mom and dad gave their kids the greatest gift of all - the gift of unconditional love. They cared...
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And fifth, we will champion small businesses, America's engine of job growth. That means reducin...
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Leadership - leadership is about taking responsibility, not making excuses.
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If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looki...
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And the American people are the greatest people in the world. What makes America the greatest nation...
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Ah, it's too hard to pick a favorite president. It really is. It's like picking your favorit...
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In the richest country in the history of the world, this Obama economy has crushed the middle class....
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What I do is allow middle-income families to finally be able to save their money tax-free. No tax on...
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I will promote savings and investment by maintaining the 15% rate on capital gains and dividends. I ...
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There are many people who think we should have zero tax on capital gains, interest and dividends for...
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What does it say about a president's policies when he has to use a cartoon character rather than...
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I think there's a character one has if you're a chief executive officer. Movies would sugges...
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That said, your values will not always be the object of public admiration. In fact, the more you liv...
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In recent years, we have seen the United States back away from pressuring the Castro regime, under t...
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There will always be, within a party, people who backed one candidate versus people who backed anoth...
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The soles of Neil Armstrong's boots on the moon made permanent impressions on our souls and in o...
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Internationally, President Obama has adopted an appeasement strategy. He believes America's role...
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We are a nation of immigrants. We are the children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the ...
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Instead of just giving lip service to improving our schools, I will actually put the kids first and ...
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If I am elected President of these United States, I will work with all my energy and soul to restore...
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I am running for president to help create a better future. A future where everyone who wants a job c...
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My highest priority is to make sure we get Americans back to work. And that we have rising incomes a...
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Fourth, to assure every entrepreneur and every job creator that their investments in America will no...
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The biggest source of getting the country to a balanced budget is not by raising taxes or by cutting...
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We still believe in the America that is a land of opportunity and a beacon of freedom. We believe in...
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Now, let me be clear. The path I lay out is not one paved with ever increasing government checks and...
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Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked t...
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The strength and power and goodness of America has always been based on the strength and power and g...
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It's time for the party of big ideas, not the party of Big Brother!
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I'm afraid you're gonna have to see more American military involvement in order to keep ISIS...
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President Obama's astonishing failure to secure an orderly transition in Iraq has unnecessarily ...
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The decision to put American lives at risk is a decision that has a very high hurdle to pass.
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The reason I'm an American is for all the people in this country and recognizing that if busines...
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Culture, what you believe, what you value, how you live matters. Now, as fundamental as these princi...
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Dependency is death to initiative, to risk-taking and opportunity. It's time to stop the spread ...
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When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
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American official policy is that Egypt is an ally of the United States. Of course, we recognize that...
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If you believe the disappointments - if you believe the disappointments in the last few years are a ...
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We're going to have to rely on the world of Islam, major Islamic nations, to take the lead in he...
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The voters of the country decide who they want to support, and the delegates are elected to also mak...
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Mr. Chairman, delegates. I accept your nomination for President of the United States of America. I d...
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I stand ready to lead us down a different path where we're lifted up by our desire to succeed, n...
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It is time to cut out the mountains of waste and inefficiency and duplication in the federal governm...
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I don't doubt for a second that Neil Armstrong's spirit is still with us: that unique blend ...
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The big story of 2013, a very distressing year, is that Americans continue not to be able to find th...
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I've met people of great faith. I sat in the home of Billy Graham and in the residence of Cardin...
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Christianity is not the faith of the complacent, the comfortable or of the timid. It demands and cre...
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Education is the investment our generation makes in the future.
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I went and campaigned for Ken Cuccinelli and did a fund-raiser for Ken Cuccinelli. He's not from...
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Government is taking 40 percent of the GDP. And that's at the state, local and federal level. Pr...
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I've met graduating college kids facing loan payments and a bad economy, and they are worried th...
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Our nation is too different, too diverse to say that what works in Massachusetts is somehow going to...
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People in politics always say they're spending time with their family, but in my case, it's ...
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Now workers should have the right to join unions. But unions should not be forced upon workers. And ...
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I think I had a superb campaign team. And I know it's always expected that if you lose, people p...
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I have a Missouri Fox Trotter. So mine's like a quarter horse, but just a much better gait - it ...
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I think people should have the common courtesy and judgment - the good judgment - not to be - not to...
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Third, we will make trade work for America by forging new trade agreements. And when nations cheat i...
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Free enterprise cannot only make us better off financially, it can make us better people.
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President Obama's view of a free economy is to send your money to his friends. My vision for a f...
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I believe in America. I believe in free enterprise.
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I will spend the next four years rebuilding the foundation of a opportunity society led by free peop...
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I am in favor of stem-cell research. I am not in favor of creating new human embryos through cloning...
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I can never predict what the markets will do. Sometimes it does the exact opposite of what I would h...
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Donald Trump just happens to be one of those who endorsed me I do not want to see as president of th...
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There are a lot of folks who endorsed me that I would not want to see as president.
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I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - goi...
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One of the best things that can happen to any cause, to any people, is to have Bill Clinton as its a...
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We believe in individual initiative, personal responsibility, opportunity, freedom, small government...
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I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter - small varmints, if you will. I began when I was 15...
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Conservatives believe in providing Constitutional rights to our citizens, not to enemy combatants li...
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We Americans have always felt a special kinship with the future.
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Donald Trump represents a threat both to the party and to the country. I believe he makes the world ...
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Conservatism has had from its inception vigorously positive, intellectually rigorous agenda and thin...
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President Obama instituted the most anti-growth, anti-investment, anti-jobs measures that we have se...
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Pre-existing conditions for those previously insured must not lead to someone being unable to get in...
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I am concerned that ... locating two fighters in a neighboring state is impractical and would not pr...
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I've been on Letterman a couple of times. I've been on Leno more than a couple times, and no...
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The decision to withdraw our missile defense sites from Poland put us in greater jeopardy, in my vie...
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Keep America strong. Strong in our values, strong in our economy, and strong in our military might. ...
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Some of the companies we helped start are names you know. An office supply company called Staples - ...
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A person like Donald Trump, who has said what he's said about Muslims, Mexicans, women, George B...
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Go to Hull !
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Opportunity expands when there is excellence and choice in education, when taxes are lowered, when e...
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Iran with a nuclear weapon or with fissile material that can be given to Hezbollah or Hamas or other...
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My red line is Iran may not have a nuclear weapon. It is inappropriate for them to have the capacity...
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When it comes to the economy, my highest priority as President will be worrying about your job, not ...
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Democrats want to use the slowdown as an excuse to do what their special interests are always beggin...
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Dishonesty is Trump's hallmark: He claimed that he had spoken clearly and boldly against going i...
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Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people...
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For those who have come here illegally, they might have a transition time to allow them to set their...
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President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and their team have failed the American people, and that ...
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We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts. I support them. I won't chip away at them. I believe...
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we'll end up being the France of the 21st century.
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Our employer sector does not need additional taxation, and the promise of health insurance for every...
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We have a lot of people who have a substantial financial interest in the outcome, and the interests ...
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We reserve our deepest respect and admiration for those who volunteer for service and give their liv...
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a similar bill if Massachusetts legislators passed it. But he said current high energy prices reflec...
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The cause continues to be valid for pursuit down the road,
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We're going to need to find, in many cases, permanent housing for these individuals. Jobs, housing, ...
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difficult.
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The buck stops with the governor.
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And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all...
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The largest portion of our state budget is Health and Human Services. It will grow by approximately ...
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I'm proud to be from Massachusetts, where John Kerry will be the junior senator until 2008. You see,...
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These scores are a direct result of how hard our students work to prepare for their futures, and pro...
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The state has failed miserably here. The city has failed to carry out its responsibility. So, you ar...
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The church through its Catholic Charities provides an extraordinary service to the commonwealth by p...
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We are spending too much money. Our discretionary spending - taking out Iraq and mandatory spending ...
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People from both political parties have long recognized that welfare without work creates negative i...
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Massachusetts children cannot only lead the nation in test scores, they can be competitive with the ...
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We cannot continue to have an excellence gap with the rest of the world and intend to remain the eco...
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It was a very heartwarming experience for the survivors and the volunteers.
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Perhaps more than with any other population of people who come in and out of our state, this is a po...
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The dam looks like it is going to imminently burst, ... At this stage, all we can do is wait and kee...
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I commend the Senate president and the speaker on their leadership, ... I look forward to making Mel...
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The greatest threat that the world faces is a nuclear Iran. A nuclear North Korea is already troubli...
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Probably the toughest time in my life was - was standing there with Ann as we hugged each other and ...
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My guess is that my mom and dad are very actively involved in the affairs of the next life, and they...
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America's culture is also defined by the fact that we are a religious people. We recognize our God n...
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This incident so late in the year is somewhat unprecedented, ... We don't quite know where this is g...
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Like me, the great majority of Americans wish both to preserve the traditional definition of marriag...
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People who represent drunk drivers know that all you have to do is then go to the Registry of Motor ...
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It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan,
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I looked at the race, and I said, 'Look. Hillary Clinton is going to be hard to beat.' Anoth...
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Through pro-growth policies, by abolishing Obamacare and eliminating other Obama-imposed impediments...
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In the private sector, there is always innovation. There's always change. There's always imp...
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Perhaps religious conscience upsets the designs of those who feel that the highest wisdom and author...
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It strikes me as odd that the free exercise of religious faith is sometimes treated as a problem, so...
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First, by 2020, North America will be energy independent by taking full advantage of our oil and coa...
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On one of the most personal matters of our lives, our health care, President Obama would turn decisi...
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I have never once regretted missing a business opportunity so that I could be with my children and g...
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You balance the budget by restraining the growth of government and encouraging the growth of the pri...
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No one can be happy with the kind of response which we've seen in New Orleans.
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Think of Donald Trump's personal qualities, the bullying, the greed, the showing off, the misogy...
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Reforming the way the state works with businesses and providing incentives for employers will help p...
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It seems that the first victim of an Obama campaign is the truth. It seems that the first victim of ...
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I have inherited nothing. Everything Ann and I have we have earned the old-fashioned way.
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You know, out-of-touch liberals like Barack Obama say they want a strong economy, but in everything ...
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President Obama orders religious organizations to violate their conscience. I will defend religious ...
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Religious liberty is the first freedom in our Constitution. And whether the cause is justice for the...
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are two peas in the same pod, and the American people have tasted t...
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Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University.
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When President Kennedy challenged Americans to go to the moon, the question wasn't whether we...
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The ability to close the achievement gap is the civil rights issue of our generation, ... This is th...
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Our worldly successes cannot be guaranteed, but our ability to achieve spiritual success is entirely...
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Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
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I oppose Obamacare and believe it has failed. It drove up premiums, took insurance away from people ...
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A white male Mormon millionaire was not gonna beat Ted Kennedy in Massachusetts, but someone deserve...
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The America we all know has been a story of the many becoming one, uniting to preserve liberty, unit...
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I can tell you, Obamacare, I have been stunned by the pratfalls associated with its implementation. ...
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In every stump speech I give, I speak about the fact that people who dream and achieve enormous succ...
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That business we started with 10 people has now grown into a great American success story.
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Ronald Reagan was a president of strength. His philosophy was a philosophy of strength - a strong mi...
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Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always ...
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During the Reagan years, government shut down eight different times under a Democrat Congress. The p...
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Education is largely run at the state level.
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We look to our pastors and priests and rabbis and counselors of all kinds to testify of the enduring...
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I think it's one of the challenges of modern politics, which is, how do you communicate who the ...
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I am sure it does not hurt that Mitt Romney is my dad. I'm sure it's opened a lot of doors f...
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My grandfather did a lot of things in his life. What he was most proud of was raising his family.
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You just couldn't be in George Romney's presence without some of his goodness and integrity ...
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At the core of my dad is, he has a very strong faith. He believes very firmly in loving God.
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We all have burdens and we need to learn to carry each other's burdens, lighten each other's...
ANN ROMNEY

If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancer...
ANN ROMNEY

I didn't say that I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very...
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My grandfather was an amazing man. You talk about character and integrity, everyone who knew him, wh...
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Multiple Sclerosis is obviously close to my heart and I'm determined to make a difference in the...
ANN ROMNEY

And I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that because the days are long, the road is hard, the tr...
ANN ROMNEY

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

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I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

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