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Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do somethin...
MITCH ALBOM Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE I love the interaction with different kinds of people. I like to shake things up, make a difference.
ALAN SIEGEL Detachment doesn’t mean you don’t let the experience penetrate you. On the contrary, you let it ...
MITCH ALBOM Have you ever really had a teacher? One who saw you as a raw but precious thing, a jewel that, with ...
MITCH ALBOM Maybe that's what it all comes down to. Love, not as a surge of passion, but as a choice to commit t...
EMILY GIFFIN I really enjoy the interaction with the people who come to the festival.
GAYLA CURTIS Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.
MARGARET MITCHELL All day long you sit and sew,
Stitch life down for fear it grow,
Stitch life down fo...
EDITH SITWELL Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does tak...
GABRIEL IGLESIAS We don't know all the truth! We only know all the lies!
ANTHONY T.HINCKS Don't belive what others tell you. You belive in what you belive; there is nothing better.
LYNDA HERNANDEZ The soul that is within me no man can degrade.
FREDERICK DOUGLAS I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
KEANU REEVES Seek always for the answer within. Be not influenced by those around you, by their thoughts or their...
EILEEN CADDY The thing I realize is, that it's not what you take, it's what you leave.
JENNIFER NIVEN If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art...
ANSARI No more duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty ...
EDWIN HUBBEL CHAPIN Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Conceits and Caprices.
J. PETIT-SENN You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat...
TIFFANY GARLAND Because of what you have done the heavens have become a part of man's world. And as you talk to us f...
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON I have never been contained except I made the prison.
MARY EVANS The only thing I leave alone is the ceiling, because white contains all the wavelengths of the visib...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES I don’t need to worry that Finch and I never filmed our wanderings. It’s okay that we didn’t c...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES The Nest Houses aren’t there. It’s dark by the time I stop in downtown New Harmony, with its bri...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES Right now, he crosses his arms and frowns at me.
“Is it true you almost drowned Roamer...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES It’s okay to laugh, you know. The earth’s not going to split open. You’re not going to hell. B...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES The thing is, there are good days and bad days. I feel almost guilty saying they aren't all bad.
JENNIFER NIVEN You are all the colors in one, at full brightness.
JENNIFER NEVIN If that blue could stay for ever; if that hole could remain for ever." There was nothing to make him...
JENNIFER NIVEN Water flows because it's willing.
MARTY RUBIN Go with the flow even if there are rapids ahead.
JIM GENOVESE Don't resist life, flow with it.
JIM GENOVESE Life is more like dancing than wrestling if you follow its rhythm.
JIM GENOVESE The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY Longing hearts could only stand so much longing.
MARGARET MITCHELL When you think well of others, cheerful with everyone, find the good in all there is, you are direct...
SISI MODISE It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II He really has a fund raising hurdle because Mitch Landrieu is gonna have a lot of money and Mitch La...
JEFF CROUERE Suddenly she felt strong and happy. She was not afraid of the darkness or the fog and she knew with ...
MARGARET MITCHELL Do you prefer Mitch? Or is Mitchell better?'..
.. Mitch, I say. Mitch is what my friends calle...
MITCH ALBOM Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow.
JIM GENOVESE I like to not have to be 'on' for anybody.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE The Legend of Zorro,
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Louis, Louis, Louis...Stil whining, Louis! Are you quite finished? I've had to listen to that for ce...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Louis: I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Louis: You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will ...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE We never really talked much or even looked at each other, but it didn't matter because we were looki...
JOHN GREEN You are driving me crazy. You have been driving me crazy for weeks.
JENNIFER NIVEN We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want...
PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world.
PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ...
CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you...
KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend.
KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th...
ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ...
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker.
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.'
ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha...
ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu...
ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person.
ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me...
ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au...
ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about.
ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media.
ZARA PHILLIPS
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MITCH There seems little doubt in my mind that depression, in particular at the severe end of the experien...
VIKRAM PATEL I learned so much in Zimbabwe, in particular about the need for humility in our ambition to extend m...
VIKRAM PATEL In 1993, when I landed in Zimbabwe, there were just 10 psychiatrists in that country of 10 million p...
VIKRAM PATEL I used to be one of the lead actors of a theatre group called Hetu when I was in medical school. Pri...
VIKRAM PATEL No matter where you are, depression responds to the same treatment.
VIKRAM PATEL It is easy to lay the blame on successive governments for failing to address health as a fundamental...
VIKRAM PATEL I trained in medicine in India, and after that, I chose psychiatry as my specialty, much to the dism...
VIKRAM PATEL Most aid agencies do not even consider proposals to treat mental health problems; those that do thin...
VIKRAM PATEL Depression has existed as long as mankind itself, and certainly well before psychiatry, antidepressa...
VIKRAM PATEL I have known I was destined to live in Goa the moment I first stepped foot on the Panjim docks from ...
VIKRAM PATEL Most of the people who make decisions about global health are in the U.S. and Western Europe. There,...
VIKRAM PATEL Those who believe that health is a commodity, on par with cars or computers, fail to grasp the basic...
VIKRAM PATEL In my mind, depression is, like all non-communicable diseases, a physiologically expressed condition...
VIKRAM PATEL I am passionate about swimming, which I try to do at least five times a week.
VIKRAM PATEL I think the government must recognise that the wounds of conflict are even more grievous on the mind...
VIKRAM PATEL The difference in the quality of medical care received by people with mental illness is one of the r...
VIKRAM PATEL In many parts of the world, chaining of people with mental illnesses is not uncommon, nor is seeing ...
VIKRAM PATEL Prohibition, like so many other policies imposed from the moral high ground, typically by those who ...
VIKRAM PATEL Prohibition of substances which give pleasure to people does not work. Addiction is a health problem...
VIKRAM PATEL Children have to be provided a nurturing environment to grow. Sadly, in India we don't have a ro...
VIKRAM PATEL If our children are becoming teenagers who are abusive, have mental health issues, and are committin...
VIKRAM PATEL There is no health without mental health; mental health is too important to be left to the professio...
VIKRAM PATEL The lack of a consistent policy from major economies is the main source of volatility.
URJIT PATEL I think India's policy that the openness of trade should be carried through a multilateral proce...
URJIT PATEL Financial risk is always associated with drug discovery. But the benefit that a blockbuster drug can...
PANKAJ PATEL Cadila, India's sixth-largest drugmaker by sales, spent $250 million developing Lipaglyn, a new ...
PANKAJ PATEL During an economic slowdown, one needs to be cautious, but I think it's equally important to not...
PANKAJ PATEL What we do tomorrow is more important than what we did yesterday.
PANKAJ PATEL The first award that I recall having received was in the form of a scholarship when I was studying i...
PANKAJ PATEL It's the sum of the parts that make up the whole, so in my opinion excellence comes from how one...
PANKAJ PATEL High Maintenance; I don’t like to live in place that snows a lot, albeit I’d love to visit one. ...
YATIN PATEL Thinking of possibilities is like driving a car on a freeway. You have an open road that stretches e...
PANKAJ PATEL Believe me, it's not easy being an actress and a producer, especially with no big daddy to suppo...
AMISHA PATEL I would never deny the importance of the media, but I wouldn't go out of the way to splash my pi...
AMISHA PATEL Had I not made it big, my family would have told me to recheck my decision. Now that I am successful...
AMISHA PATEL I work on my body to stay fit, but that does not make me superior to anyone. I am a forthright and h...
AMISHA PATEL I feel French is very close to Urdu. Both languages are beautiful. Sadly, their beauty is lost in tr...
AMISHA PATEL I love human beings. I believe that there is so much to learn from every person you meet, including ...
AMISHA PATEL To join or not to join films was the biggest choice I had to make. I'd done two years of biogene...
AMISHA PATEL I reprimand people, even those working with me, for littering the roads.
AMISHA PATEL Cleaning is therapy for me. I'm not ashamed of holding the duster or broom.
AMISHA PATEL Being sexy is all about attitude, not body type. It's a state of mind.
AMISHA PATEL Mental health can improve overall well-being and prevent other illnesses. And since mental health pr...
VIKRAM PATEL From the RBI side, the fake Indian currency note is an important issue that needed to be addressed. ...
URJIT PATEL The current approach that psychiatry takes almost ignores social worlds in which mental health probl...
VIKRAM PATEL One of the big myths about philanthropy is that it's all about donating funds for a cause. I lik...
PANKAJ PATEL When I arrived and looked at the destruction from the tsunami, I told myself, 'We're not going to be...
AMISHA PATEL I am happy I have competition. It keeps me on my toes all the while and stops me from becoming compl...
AMISHA PATEL Films were never on my agenda, may be it was written in my destiny. And since I am here, I would lik...
AMISHA PATEL Without Padilla's input, this court is deprived of a full factual record.
ANDREW PATEL Without Padilla's input, this court is deprived of a full factual record,
ANDREW PATEL This case started in an unusual way, but I'm happy today it's in a criminal court proceeding. Mr. Pa...
ANDREW PATEL This case started in a very unusual way but I'm happy to say that today it is a criminal proceeding....
ANDREW PATEL The issue that is before the court, that we have asked them to take up, is: does the president of th...
ANDREW PATEL The plea that will be entered next Thursday will be 'not guilty'.
ANDREW PATEL We will be providing him with a zealous defense.
ANDREW PATEL Mr. Padilla is being treated as any American citizen. This case should be tried in a public courtroo...
ANDREW PATEL We don't know if the order exists in written form. It is his order that started the ball rolling on ...
ANDREW PATEL Once you open the door to a power like that, where does it end? ... There is a certain bedrock way w...
ANDREW PATEL India remains one of the few nations which still focuses entirely on an archaic de-addiction model, ...
VIKRAM PATEL Life is all about evolution. What looks like a mistake to others has been a milestone in my life. Ev...
AMISHA PATEL There is no evidence to show that prohibition has ever had its intended impact. Of course, just as b...
VIKRAM PATEL Two people don't see same event as opportunity. When one see it a problem; other look to capitalize ...
ASHISH PATEL Besides commercial benefits to the oil companies, equity oil abroad also provides national energy se...
DINSHA PATEL That said, we continue to favour GM over Ford due to the former's more favourable 2006 product cycle...
HIMANSHU PATEL Financial assistance from Peripheral Development Fund has been provided by Nalco to many educational...
DINSHA PATEL We created this new management program with the non-business major in mind. It will provide college ...
AJAY PATEL We were completely booked last week and we're about 75 percent booked so far.
AJAY PATEL Today, there is a large scale corruption in Gujarat.
DINSHA PATEL If I got a penny for every time I thought of your well being, I'd be the youngest billionaire.
RUPESH PATEL Your character is depend on your culture and your friendship.
ANKUR PATEL One of the guiding principles I learned from my parents led through my early schooling and continues...
CHIRAG PATEL My fingers are crossed, because I don't think I'll be the No 1 spinner.
JEETAN PATEL While tire pricing remains strong, high raw material prices and potentially weak high-margin markets...
HIMANSHU PATEL Ordinary professionals focus on giving worthless advises; extra-ordinary professionals focus on givi...
ASHISH PATEL Art has no boundaries and so does my imagination
SHIVAM.J. PATEL Formal education and current position can define your worthiness. What makes you extraordinary is de...
ASHISH PATEL Developers play an important role in helping to enhance Yahoo's vast network of services. These new ...
ASH PATEL You'll see an announcement from us about this in the future. Our aim is that by opening up our platf...
ASH PATEL We see a $2 billion cash injection as meaningful, even in light of GM's robust corporate liquidity. ...
HIMANSHU PATEL 'Slumdog' was my first movie, and I had never been to India before - I was just a teenager i...
DEV PATEL The ICC has a regulation that no advertisements can be displayed at the stadiums during Champions Tr...
BRIJESH PATEL I'm not a Casanova in 'The Newsroom,' by the way - just another hard worker.
DEV PATEL There's a fine line between confidence and cocky. If you know where that line falls for you, your su...
RUPESH PATEL Company and trustee boards have been engaged in finding solutions to pension deficits. Paying additi...
CHINU PATEL If they have evidence that he did something wrong, indict him and give him a forum where he can defe...
ANDREW PATEL We don't have an ace yet; maybe two aces.
RAJU PATEL Hate is just as strong of a word as love; be mindful when using either.
DHRUV PATEL Narcissists only play for their own business, whereas Distortionists play with other’s business on...
ASHISH PATEL I am very happy. My patience and perseverance have finally paid off.
PARTHIV PATEL Efforts are meant to optimize, not to waste. The right time to optimize it is when others are open t...
ASHISH PATEL My parents were born in Africa [and] can speak Swahili, and that's how they communicate with each ot...
CHIRAG PATEL You can't get what you want, if the intentions are solely directed for self-benefits.
ASHISH PATEL They have failed. Why antagonize them? But they have failed.
PRAFUL PATEL It's a matter of how paranoid you are. What it could mean is that the president conceivably could si...
ANDREW PATEL Everything is not for the price, Something is for the existence.
DIXIT PATEL "It's always been an uphill battle against adversity; Tell me I can't do something and I'll prove yo...
KISHAN PATEL If you can't help many, just help the one who wants to help others....
ARIF PATEL When manipulation flutters around everywhere, neither pull nor push anyone. Just do one thing - don'...
ASHISH PATEL Anyone know how can erase mind memory?
HIREN PATEL We see a $US2 billion cash injection as meaningful, even in light of GM's robust corporate liquidity...
HIMANSHU PATEL Don't be Religious Freaks cz God is the Only Truth and Everything Else just Good stories to read...
ARIF PATEL The thing is, I am a loving person. I am super sappy when it comes to romance. But I'm not the A...
DEV PATEL I hope we can refocus. The players are here to learn about playing in these conditions and we will b...
DIPAK PATEL The big lotto is in Connecticut, so the big money - they spend there.
DIPAK PATEL I thought rather than sit there and keep complaining, I'd do something about it.
DIPAK PATEL When efforts that are wisely executed, the situation and condition don't affect the performance.
ASHISH PATEL The elegance under pressure is the result of fearlessness.
ASHISH PATEL We think GM will see it as more of an opportunity than a risk to assist in a Delphi bailout, as it w...
HIMANSHU PATEL Besides KSCA, Andhra Cricket Association and Chennai have also offered to host the Champions Trophy ...
BRIJESH PATEL We have written to the BCCI (Board of Control for Cricket India) that Bangalore is ready to meet all...
BRIJESH PATEL Give today to get better tomorrow.
ASHISH PATEL The fashion manufacturing sector sustains about 200 000 jobs and is vital to the economies of a numb...
EBRAHIM PATEL We can create many local jobs if all retailers were to take advantage of local capacity. We have wil...
EBRAHIM PATEL We now need all government procurement, from municipal to national, to be from local companies.
EBRAHIM PATEL We need a triple package: trade measures with China, a competitiveness package and an active 'buy lo...
EBRAHIM PATEL We were looking for a single information backbone, seamlessly connecting all our offices, customers,...
HITESH PATEL There's nothing you can do. Once it's done, just try to prevent it. All you can do is pray.
HITESH PATEL It's our Christmas season. It's our busiest time of the year.
HITESH PATEL I just want people to enjoy themselves, have a good time Really give them the best show possible tha...
JAY PATEL It's unique from most shows ... They'll give comic relief to the audience. It's an act in its own. T...
JAY PATEL I have a bad feeling about this, because too much competition is going on right now. This is a small...
JAY PATEL There is a light at the end of the tunnel. It can't go lower. It can only go up.
JAY PATEL I rack my brains to come up with something, ... It's hard.
JAY PATEL It's a hotel, ... The only change you can make is the name.
JAY PATEL Business has been terrible, ... It's all dried up.
JAY PATEL We are not that surprised that the company guided down for the first quarter given their previously ...
HIMANSHU PATEL It should not be difficult to agree on the bargaining points.
HIMANSHU PATEL [Analysts said Tuesday that the UAW's decision to offer concessions before its contracts with U.S. a...
HIMANSHU PATEL That said, we continue to favor GM over Ford due to the former's more favorable 2006 product cycle a...
HIMANSHU PATEL That said, we continue to favor GM over Ford due to the former's more favorable 2006 product cycle, ...
HIMANSHU PATEL While fundamentals are admittedly weak, given the stock's weak recent performance, we are reluctant ...
HIMANSHU PATEL [The letter] suggests that GM is taking a hard-line stance with both Delphi and the UAW, ... As such...
HIMANSHU PATEL timing of this pending divestiture cannot be overlooked.
HIMANSHU PATEL With ignorance comes fear- from fear comes bigotry. Education is the key to acceptance.
KATHLEEN PATEL Never underestimate love, as you need estimate to underestimate.
RUSHABH PATEL If bye is meant to be separation, why do people say good bye.
RUSHABH PATEL Advantages never comes free. You have to create it the way you want it!
ASHISH PATEL Generally it takes about two years for poor-quality companies to hit the wall. There is a big appeti...
MARGARET PATEL My passion is philanthropy. His passion may be politics.
KIRAN PATEL Any attraction that could bring people here would be a positive thing.
KIRAN PATEL It indicates business was pretty solid and far beyond expectations. I think it's going to be a volum...
JEETIL PATEL At the same time, Amazon doesn't have to do any distribution or fulfillment or even take any invento...
JEETIL PATEL Educational toys and learning systems was one of the fastest growing markets of 2002 going into 2003...
JEETIL PATEL Amazon has a very loyal customer base but if they [the customers] are unhappy with the e-mail, I'm s...
JEETIL PATEL Expectations, unofficial ones, tend to get much higher.
JEETIL PATEL My perspective is the customer base isn't as active as they've historically been. We haven't see a w...
JEETIL PATEL The key question is: Can they sell an expanded selection of products? Thus far, no.
JEETIL PATEL The leaders are the ones to bet on at this point, but it might be a tough summer. I think we need to...
JEETIL PATEL Expect more throughout the summer. The number of companies that are running out of cash or are going...
JEETIL PATEL The video game industry is a sizeable market that could grow by 6 to 7 percent this year.
JEETIL PATEL Talking to the guys, especially Dan, there's a little bit of movement but I'm not getting too excite...
JEETAN PATEL Obviously it's a dream to play test cricket. I can hope. If I keep bowling well then I don't see why...
JEETAN PATEL If it goes down to 11 rather than 12 we've just got to see what happens. I'm just taking it game by ...
JEETAN PATEL All issues have been sorted out and a decision has been taken.
PRAFUL PATEL Part of the problem is our fault as physicians and health-care providers.
DR. ALPEN PATEL Step on my roses, but don't tread on my heart.
VATSAL PATEL (VICK) People are taking two, three, sometimes four different medications at a time to relieve their sympto...
DR. ALPEN PATEL I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
MITCH HEDBERG Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
MITCH HEDBERG I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
MITCH HEDBERG I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
MITCH HEDBERG I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was proli...
MITCH HEDBERG If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
MITCH HEDBERG I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
MITCH HEDBERG I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
MITCH HEDBERG People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has...
MITCH HEDBERG This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
MITCH HEDBERG When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
MITCH HEDBERG All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
MITCH HEDBERG I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that b...
MITCH HEDBERG The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a w...
MITCH HEDBERG Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Rob...
MITCH HEDBERG Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
MITCH HEDBERG A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
MITCH HEDBERG My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, s...
MITCH HEDBERG People in the industry foresee a time in which, for many people, the only thing they'll need on ...
MITCH KAPOR When business leaders ask me what they can do for Indiana, I always reply: 'Make money. Go make ...
MITCH DANIELS I think we need to respect the wishes of voters. They have been busily at work making these decision...
MITCH MCCONNELL I give Bill Gates an A for vision because, as a business person and a strategist, he's brilliant...
MITCH KAPOR We did the two-year extension of Bush tax cuts in 2010. We negotiated the Budget Control Act in Augu...
MITCH MCCONNELL I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're g...
MITCH HEDBERG I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
MITCH HEDBERG The border is way more porous than it should be, and I think we'd be open to discussing anything...
MITCH MCCONNELL My funeral," the Blue Man said. "Look at the mourners. Some did not even know me well, yet they came...
MITCH ALBOM We're living under the Obama economy. Any CEO in America with a record like this after three yea...
MITCH MCCONNELL People come down for baseball or football or hockey and drive by the refurbished Fox and State theat...
MITCH ALBOM If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's goi...
MITCH ALBOM My jaw dropped, ... I felt shame that I had to find out over the television, then felt sorrow and a ...
MITCH ALBOM Since everyone was going to die, he could be of great value, right? ... He could be research. A huma...
MITCH ALBOM You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean.
MITCH ALBOM A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions ...
MITCH RATCLIFFE Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a we...
MITCH ALBOM You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense o...
MITCH ALBOM Now you know how badly someone wanted you, Charley. Children forget that sometimes. They think of th...
MITCH ALBOM Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe.
MITCH ALBOM You see, you closed your eyes. That was the difference. Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, y...
MITCH ALBOM But she wasn’t around, and that’s the thing when your parents die, you feel like instead of goin...
MITCH ALBOM I drive a beat-up Mercury Cougar, with the windows down and the music up. I seek my identity in toug...
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