I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

I love the Oscars. All sorts of tacky people win. And watching everyone run up and down those aisles is just adorable.