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FRANK BLACK In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one....
KIMBERLY BLACK At least 80 percent of American prisoners are grossly over-sentenced. The Supreme Court knows this, ...
CONRAD BLACK I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them....
CLAUDIA BLACK I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I ha...
HOLLY BLACK Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme...
HUGO BLACK For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ...
LEWIS BLACK The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But th...
HUGO BLACK That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK It was great to see him step up and make pitches.
BUD BLACK So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys.
BUD BLACK He was in the training room drinking Gatorade while everyone else was drinking champagne in the club...
BUD BLACK Any time you have a chance to sort of regroup, take a step back, then go at it again, it helps. Last...
BUD BLACK I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence....
BUD BLACK For a guy that doesn't crack 90 (mph), to give up as few hits per innings pitched as he does, it's r...
BUD BLACK The whole year he showed that poise and composure.
BUD BLACK You can't speed up a pitcher. Bart has to get his arm ready and he has to be able to get his body re...
BUD BLACK He has to continue to get over the little hurdles that are going to make him a big-league pitcher. I...
BUD BLACK In the dugout you see some of the facial expressions up close and you see that intensity. Don't be c...
BUD BLACK This is not just a program doing its own thing. We want to be a part of the whole success plan of th...
BRIAN BLACK Young people's schedules are challenging. We're taking it to the customers instead of having them co...
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