I love whimsy. My mother was a word person, a real quipster. She was famous in the 1950s for being a contester in Utah: 25 words or less. My bicycle, our hi-fi... in 1959, she won $15,000 from Remington-Rand for writing about a shaver. She was a farm girl from South Dakota.


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There's increased speculation that the Fed will be cutting interest rates between meetings.
CHUCK CARLSON
It's so unbelievable that in 2017, almost every single woman has a story about sexual harassment...
GRETCHEN CARLSON
When you let someone else win an argument, often you both end up winners
RICHARD CARLSON
No one I know has any real idea why voters are behaving the way they are this year-why the polls hav...
TUCKER CARLSON
If a company is going to raise its dividend, they're sure they can continue to pay it.
CHUCK CARLSON
He's partying like he just won the liver transplant lotto.
TUCKER CARLSON
There has been an increase in the number of malformed frogs. What's causing these malformed frogs is...
CHARLES CARLSON
One thing I expect from Las Vegas is never expect anything because it's different every time you sho...
BRIAN CARLSON
I traveled through South Carolina with Mark Sanford in 2000 when I covered the McCain campaign. He s...
TUCKER CARLSON
Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON
Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON
There are no guarantees in life, but I believe faith provides all of us with a foundation to live th...
GRETCHEN CARLSON
I'll put it this way, we find it curious that gasoline prices (were) among the highest, then dropped...
DAVE CARLSON
Typically you issue those releases when you get partial payment. We were bending over backward, issu...
RICHARD CARLSON
It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep yo...
TUCKER CARLSON
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be n...
TUCKER CARLSON
The political world is still reeling tonight from yesterday's nauseating display in Minnesota, where...
TUCKER CARLSON
The traditional anti-fun feminist point of view is that of course men are bad, and they make women d...
TUCKER CARLSON
At a time when the Boy Scouts are being hounded in the worst way by state and local governments arou...
TUCKER CARLSON
Some of the nicest people I met with in Africa were members of the Nation of Islam. You have to beli...
TUCKER CARLSON
I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to di...
TUCKER CARLSON
When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly. ...
TUCKER CARLSON
Al Gore was campaigning on the day of his sister's death, as records of both his interview and his s...
TUCKER CARLSON
What's this guy's problem? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted t...
TUCKER CARLSON
How long can you broadcast on radio? Is there a mandatory retirement age? Can you go on forever?
TUCKER CARLSON
I wouldn't say I'm happy now. My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades.
TUCKER CARLSON
Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ...
TUCKER CARLSON
I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e...
TUCKER CARLSON
To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
TUCKER CARLSON
You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists.
TUCKER CARLSON
I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would...
TUCKER CARLSON
Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t...
TUCKER CARLSON
Canadians are so easily wounded.
TUCKER CARLSON
The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among...
TUCKER CARLSON
It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
TUCKER CARLSON
This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac...
TUCKER CARLSON
I care about John Kerry.
TUCKER CARLSON
There is no five-second delay on Crossfire-if you say it, people will hear it. Things can get heated...
TUCKER CARLSON
There's no way to spin it: Allowing women to get shot to death, or blown up, or mutilated and disfig...
TUCKER CARLSON
There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign ...
TUCKER CARLSON
No one settles in for a long career in TV! It is just the nature of business-no one is indispensable...
TUCKER CARLSON
People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r...
TUCKER CARLSON