I love you as I do all - not at all.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.