I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.