I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
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In the ...
ELLE JASPER If Nelson keeps working at things and keeps believing in himself, he can go a long way.
JASPER WILLIAMS That's the only negative about this. These kids have been working hard all year for a win like this....
JASPER WILLIAMS This was a big win for us. We stepped up and played with a lot of energy tonight. We made some turno...
JASPER WILLIAMS The biggest thing is that we out rebounded them. We did a pretty good job on the boards. We pressure...
JASPER WILLIAMS I was just listening to my coach. He told me to quit thinking about my shot and just shoot it n let ...
JASPER WILLIAMS We didn't execute down the stretch. We didn't rebound during key possessions and that cost us the ga...
JASPER WILLIAMS This is definitely a step for Yahoo, and a step for the industry.
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JASPER MALCOLMSON I had a good year, but those guys had good years, too. It could have gone to any of us. I know it wa...
JASPER JOHNSON We're trying to do something that no other team at the school has done. We have a nice run going. We...
JASPER JOHNSON I have no reason to feel bitter or think about anything in the past. This is the best place I can be...
JASPER JOHNSON I felt comfortable around the guys. I felt it would be a good place for me. ... I respect Coach Rive...
JASPER JOHNSON The competition is better than I thought it'd be. And I'm glad of it. I just like to play, and when ...
JASPER JOHNSON Ideas either come or they don't come.
JASPER JOHNS We have a lot of good players returning from last year and our recruiting class is excellent. I will...
JASPER EDWARDS I really admire Rickey Bustle because he kept us up when everybody's head was down. He came in and s...
JASPER EDWARDS I wasn't there for spring drills last year, and they had me working out at wide receiver. During the...
JASPER EDWARDS At football practices the coaches and the players are really into it. The coaches are very hands-on ...
JASPER EDWARDS It's part of a pattern at the Post where they're gradually been getting rid of all the people who wr...
JASPER BECKER It's been successfully cheating its way with its nuclear program for something like 20 years, so I t...
JASPER BECKER [Details of that extravagance are drawn from Kim's former lackeys.] For all the immense privileges e...
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