I loved when my folks would watch 'The Dean Martin Show.'

Dean Martin is one of my heroes.

Dean Martin. He was incredible.

I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album.

I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly the air was filled with violins and a bunch of guys moaning in Italian.

The demon pigeons went nuts. They started flying in circles, running into each other like they wanted to bash their own brains out.

Not that I'm some rocker, but what I do in a show is probably far more aggressive than what Dean Martin or Bobby Darin ever did.