Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote: "I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. "

I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Man...
DORA J. AROD

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her hu...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my m...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I coul...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or nee...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two litt...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brou...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I ask...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bott...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I make love like never, only less often. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of t...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a ...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to w...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to c...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I j...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phon...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze t...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked lik...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you ...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. ...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplic...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

His answer was, 'I am concerned with judicial independence. Congress can prescribe standards, but wh...
RON WYDEN

Most likely Congress will do little or nothing but talk a great deal and hold hearings,
BYRON DORGAN

I am not for the left or the right, but for what is right over the wrong. I am not an elephant or a ...
SUZY KASSEM

My entire family has been with the Congress right from the time of Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru. Congress...
SANJAY DUTT

As a member of Congress, I believe Congress must provide oversight of actions by the Executive Branc...
CHARLES B. RANGEL

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
MARK TWAIN

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
MARK TWAIN

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
MARK TWAIN

There is so much talk in this Congress about family values,
LUIS GUTIERREZ

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
MARK TWAIN

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
JOHN MORTIMER

Border protection without a workforce solution would be catastrophic for Ohio agriculture and food p...
KARL LOSELY

I started knitting in the Congress, and it was a scandal - like, big scandal.
LAURA ESQUIVEL

For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant T...
ADRIAN BELEW

I was never supposed to make it to Congress. I was a staff person.
DAN MAFFEI

Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I

I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I

On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I

casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I

I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I

I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I

I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I

I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I

I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I

You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I

I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I

Married to the Mob.
LIKE I

Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I

I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I

throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I

I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I

When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH

Congress has a terrible approval rating, and they need something to avoid talking about the issues t...
DAVE NOBLE

I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am.
SONNY BONO

That pervades CALEA and everything we talk about. This is something that Congress has been very dere...
DANIEL SOLOVE

That pervades CALEA and everything we talk about, ... This is something that Congress has been very ...
DANIEL SOLOVE

I have a lot of different pins ... and it all kind of started as a joke, ... I do like jewelry, but ...
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT

God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear t...
MAX LUCADO

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
HERB CAEN

I have kept a diary,
WITHNAIL AND I

She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.
“Why?” Jason and Connor as...
MARK A. COOPER

We're in a situation now akin to how people feel about Congress; you may hate Congress in general, b...
DAVID BOARDMAN

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
CULLEN HIGHTOWER

Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.
CULLEN HIGHTOWER

I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of ...
BRIAN LAMB

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
MILTON BERLE

This is not an example of a president repealing a provision of a law that Congress has enacted ... b...
SETH WAXMAN

I'm disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I'm cynical but not a cynic. I'm ...
HOWARD FAST

Redistricting and a broken, polarized Congress have made it tough to be a moderate in Congress.
MIKE ROSS

When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI

The elephant ear was great. I figured I'd bring (my girlfriend) down as a surprise and get an elepha...
CHRIS STEPHENS

Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.
GAIL PORTER

I love to talk about cooking and recipes, but I love as much talking about how food and cooking can ...
JOSE ANDRES

If your presence doesn't make an impact, your absence won't make a difference.
TREY SMITH

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
MILTON BERLE

I am not a proponent of the death penalty, but I will enforce the law as this Congress gives it to u...
ERIC HOLDER

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up a...
LEWIS BLACK

I love coming to work, but it's not really like working. We have an awesome crew. I get to talk to p...
BARBARA WRIGHT

I fear that as usual Congress is lagging and they will address a problem long after it is pressing.
JAMES LUCIER

I love zoo sanctuaries.
NANCY TRAVIS

When you talk about a tax plan that has to make it through Congress, you can't alienate the blue sta...
JOSEPH THORNDIKE

I don't want to talk about intelligence matters. I will say, however, that intelligence-communit...
WARREN CHRISTOPHER

I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES

I'm also politically independent so I'm not a fan of either the Democrats in Congress or the...
KAL PENN

I'm running for Congress to reverse Obama's big government policies, to be faithful to the p...
RON DESANTIS

As a member of Congress, I am part of a large group of elected officials who remain clear-eyed about...
MIKE POMPEO

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. 

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