I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.

I just received a phone call regarding a "public opinion survey." I told them I had a poor opinion of the public and hung up.

I don't get fat, I get skinny.

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.

Your not skinny, you just have personality shortage. I'm fat cause I'm full of humor - Dzanar Abbas-Zade

After this, I can't resist. "Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide.