I mean, there’s no sun and no hot guys. What is this awful place, Calvin?”
“It’s my apartment.

There are no criminals in the database. It's you guys. It's a joke.

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.

I'd like to see some other guys chime in and get hot, ... Andruw and I aren't going to to drive in all the runs every night.

Guys that play videogames are hot!

I pick the wrong kinds of guys, but they're so hot.