I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out...
JAY LONDON At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
JAY LONDON My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
JAY LONDON It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
JAY LONDON I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
JAY LONDON I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it'...
JAY LONDON They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
JAY LONDON I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
JAY LONDON I was born nine months premature.
JAY LONDON My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
JAY LONDON I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
JAY LONDON I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
JAY LONDON I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
JAY LONDON I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
JAY LONDON You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
JAY LONDON My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
JAY LONDON I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
JAY LONDON Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but t...
JAY LONDON After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I n...
JAY LONDON I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
JAY LONDON I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
JAY LONDON I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
JAY LONDON People read me but they don't subscribe.
JAY LONDON I saw a stationery store move.
JAY LONDON You know what burns me? Matches.
JAY LONDON I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
JAY LONDON I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, ...
JAY LONDON My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
JAY LONDON If cash comes with fame, come fame; if cash comes without fame, come cash.
JACK LONDON San Francisco is gone. Nothing remains of it but memories.
JACK LONDON One cannot violate the promptings of one's nature without having that nature recoil upon itself.
JACK LONDON The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.
JACK LONDON Do you know the only value life has is what life puts on itself?
JACK LONDON Life is so short. I would rather sing one song than interpret the thousand.
JACK LONDON A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hung...
JACK LONDON Let me just worry about me. I'm not worried about anyone else. If you're doing fine, great; ...
LATOYA LONDON I think she has more gospel style than I do. I think I'm more, umm, you know mainstream I guess....
LATOYA LONDON Comparing in the past years, Tamyra Gray and everyone else that didn't win but their careers are...
LATOYA LONDON We will go on tour, that will be a boost for me. After that I can focus on LaToya. If I didn't h...
LATOYA LONDON Right now the focus is the album that is released and then the tour coming up. After the tour they w...
LATOYA LONDON Randy said I could call him for anything, Paula said that she loved me and said how much of a star I...
LATOYA LONDON I wanted to bring back that big, ballad type of music that we used to love so much. Whitney Houston,...
LATOYA LONDON Actually, 19 is in charge of our career at that point. FOX publicity is in charge of the publicity t...
LATOYA LONDON Under so much pressure and the situation that I was in, that was the personality that came across wi...
LATOYA LONDON People want to get to know you. I don't think America got a chance to know me in that short time...
LATOYA LONDON I would love to do a Broadway play. I would love to do big screen also, motion picture.
LATOYA LONDON I want to get into movies, not just TV series.
LATOYA LONDON I think American Idol is a great career launcher. A blessing for all of us.
LATOYA LONDON First off, it's wonderful how much people are supporting me and felt I should have stayed in the...
LATOYA LONDON 2006 is all about getting your house in order and I mean that metaphorically.
LATOYA LONDON I know I'm happy and can't wait to see where my career will go next. This isn't the end ...
LATOYA LONDON I think what was frustrating to see a lot of good people go. You don't picture it, you don't...
LATOYA LONDON People love to see reactions, they love to see emotions that come about.
LATOYA LONDON Well, being that, at the house and being in the competition, it was very hard to be with family. We ...
LATOYA LONDON It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this ...
LATOYA LONDON I want to tap into different styles. Something definitely mature, sultry, sensual, easy listening th...
LATOYA LONDON Off camera, I am not so quiet, I have a fun time, relaxed.
LATOYA LONDON I'll buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or I'll find an o...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark would burn out in a brilliant blaze ...
JACK LONDON I'm listening to early Cash Money, I'm listening to Juvenile, I'm listening to Waka Floc...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fit...
THEOPHILUS LONDON A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hun...
JACK LONDON He was mastered by the sheer surging of life, the tidal wave of being, the perfect joy of each separ...
JACK LONDON To me Americanism means an imperative duty to be nobler than the rest of the world.
MEYER LONDON The Wild still lingered in him and the wolf in him merely slept.
JACK LONDON You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
JACK LONDON I think the first album cover was considered most provocative. I think that contributed a great deal...
JULIE LONDON Affluence means influence.
JACK LONDON Your self-esteem won't come from body parts. You need to step away from the mirror every once in...
STACY LONDON Style is joyful if you allow yourself to have joy.
STACY LONDON I love to hear a cool ambient sound at runway shows. It creates a good energy.
THEOPHILUS LONDON Colby Jordan is one of the most fashion-forward and passionate girls I know. She gives me these youn...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I write for no other purpose than to add to the beauty that now belongs to me. I write a book for no...
JACK LONDON The Royal Family doesn't go out shopping for their uniforms: they've got some guy sewing on ...
THEOPHILUS LONDON People should accept being single, because those are the moments you can really focus on yourself, a...
LAUREN LONDON Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.
JACK LONDON Never let a trend get in the way of creating a great outfit for yourself.
STACY LONDON You should feel beautiful and you should feel safe. What you surround yourself with should bring you...
STACY LONDON I don't need to hang out in a posse and try to act cool.
JEREMY LONDON Fashion is an industry to make money. It plays into human psychology. We want to belong, we want to ...
STACY LONDON Is being single hard? It depends where your mind is. If you are focused, being single is an enjoyabl...
LAUREN LONDON You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
JACK LONDON The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong ...
JACK LONDON Don't let fear or insecurity stop you from trying new things. Believe in yourself. Do what you l...
STACY LONDON If I died snowboarding, you could honestly tell everybody in the world that Jeremy London died happy...
JEREMY LONDON I think that the way to have style is to accept where your body is right now, heavier or skinnier, w...
STACY LONDON All metallics are neutrals. So it is absolutely fine to mix gold and silver; you just want it to loo...
STACY LONDON A lot of people have said that I'm super-snarky and mean. But honesty is the only way to get peo...
STACY LONDON Don't get hung up on the size. If you feel bad about yourself because a 12 is what fits, take a ...
STACY LONDON Style offers concrete rules you can follow. You can use it as a resource rather than a barrier to fe...
STACY LONDON Style is the instrument you can pick back up when you want to regain some of the confidence you'...
STACY LONDON Less is more. I truly believe in buying a few pieces with better construction.
STACY LONDON We all put obstacles in our own path toward personal style, myself included. If we understood why we...
STACY LONDON Any item in your wardrobe should satisfy one of two criteria: utility and joy.
STACY LONDON Style can change your look, certainly, but it can also change your life.
STACY LONDON The key to personal style is understanding your individual beauty enough to know which looks will wo...
STACY LONDON Texture is something we forget - it makes outfits look very expensive. You can do a monochromatic ou...
STACY LONDON Self-esteem doesn't come simply from dressing well, but they are both something we can control. ...
STACY LONDON Your closet needs to be a place of joy and celebration of who are you now - not who you were.
STACY LONDON I own about 300 pairs of shoes. When I start to go over 300, I have mini-sales from my closet and gi...
STACY LONDON Seeing, feeling, thinking, believing - these are the stages of how we change our style on the outsid...
STACY LONDON Nothing's too girly and nothing's too masculine. But I do love color, and maybe that's a...
STACY LONDON And at the instant he knew, he ceased to know.
JACK LONDON My favorite brand I have ever artistically collaborated, entertained, and supported over the years i...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.
JEREMY LONDON Don't loaf and invite inspiration; light out after it with a club.
JACK LONDON There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is th...
JACK LONDON I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificen...
JACK LONDON I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent...
JACK LONDON I'm not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, 'Bring on the day!' I have to have ...
STACY LONDON Go to American Apparel; they have all of the colors of socks.
THEOPHILUS LONDON Jasmine apologized and said she was sorry and said she loved me, she couldn't believe it and sai...
LATOYA LONDON Matching your hat to your shoe to your bag, or your necklace to your earrings, has a tendency to loo...
STACY LONDON Barbra Streisand has always been an inspiration for me. I admire Jennifer Lopez because she's be...
LAUREN LONDON I love Barbra Streisand. Anybody who knows me knows I just love her, love her, love her!
LAUREN LONDON I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lad...
THEOPHILUS LONDON Rules like 'don't wear white after Labor Day' or 'shoes matching the handbag' ar...
STACY LONDON After Andy Warhol died, it left a dark cloud over N.Y.C. nightlife.
THEOPHILUS LONDON It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now t...
JEREMY LONDON I might want to open a hotel and design all the rooms. Or maybe a museum that lets me curate all the...
THEOPHILUS LONDON People see the 'Lil' Wayne' persona and think they know who he really is. My son's f...
LAUREN LONDON It was heartbreaking, only Buck's heart was unbreakable.
JACK LONDON I loved creating a series about the four Cabot sisters, who were not content to let their destinies ...
JULIA LONDON Becoming a walking, dancing, fire-breathing lifestyle dragon is not something you can pursue overnig...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I'll fly Away took place in the 50's and 60's in America's South, and there are a co...
JEREMY LONDON Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, profe...
LAUREN LONDON Before the eighth grade, I probably went to seven or eight different schools.
JEREMY LONDON Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear?
JACK LONDON Man always gets less than he demands from life.
JACK LONDON There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is th...
JACK LONDON I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze...
JACK LONDON Last I checked, the album was #82 out of the top 200 on the Billboard charts thanks to you all. I pr...
LATOYA LONDON Now the pollsters predict that the voter turnout in these elections will be the lowest we have ever ...
YARON LONDON I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey.
JEREMY LONDON I have a few friends that have inspired me since I was a young kid. When I watch old films or modern...
THEOPHILUS LONDON They baffle me where they go with the storylines... we used to be a Golden Globe winning show.
JEREMY LONDON Whatever your ethnicity is, in this life you are going to be on a journey to discover who you are an...
LAUREN LONDON Jason's got a family, so it's difficult for us to get together.
JEREMY LONDON I like Jeremy Scott, and he has some really dope sneakers.
THEOPHILUS LONDON Scotland is so gorgeous that every time I'm there, I start to dream of living there. I want to b...
JULIA LONDON DMX wasn't checking what his fans were saying to him on Twitter or Facebook. Jay-Z is on a boat ...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I think a lot of the voters haven't seen us play. They just look at our record and see the six losse...
GARY LONDON I'm kind of brandless. I don't like big logos or whatever.
THEOPHILUS LONDON I want to wear something that's not perfectly matching; there has to be something unorthodox abo...
THEOPHILUS LONDON Creating the album 'VIBES' has been the biggest life lesson I have ever learned.
THEOPHILUS LONDON My inspiration comes from so many things, it is hard to give credit to one. I find music of all kind...
JULIA LONDON I like vintage shopping, but I also like to mix in high-end.
THEOPHILUS LONDON He was a killer, a thing that preyed, living on the things that lived, unaided, alone, by virtue of ...
JACK LONDON I'd retired for about six or seven years. Coming back to the business, I found that I was sort o...
JULIE LONDON I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with.
JEREMY LONDON The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class
JACK LONDON He was a silent fury who no torment could tame.
JACK LONDON . . . there was about him a suggestion of lurking ferocity, as though the Wild still lingered in him...
JACK LONDON I think that in any family - black, white, Chinese, Spanish, whatever - family is family. You know t...
LAUREN LONDON One cannot violate the promptings of one's nature without having that nature recoil upon itself.
JACK LONDON days rather than weeks, certainly not months. We've got a high-speed turn on this thing.
JACK LONDON As he turned to go on, he spat speculatively. There was a sharp, explosive crackle that startled him...
JACK LONDON Every other person was dragging a trunk.
JACK LONDON San Francisco at the present time is like the crater of a volcano, around which are camped tens of t...
JACK LONDON I wrote a thousand words every day
JACK LONDON . . . each day mankind and the claims of mankind slipped farther from him. Deep in the forest a call...
JACK LONDON And not only did he learn by experience, but instincts long dead became alive again. The domesticate...
JACK LONDON Dark spruce forest frowned on either side the frozen waterway. The trees had been stripped by a rece...
JACK LONDON There is a fine line between stubborn and stupid.
FAITH LONDON We are only deeply interested in others as we are interested in ourselves.
FAITH LONDON Inspiration is my drug and Expression is my gateway.
FAITH LONDON I find it soothing, the thought of a movie theater.
THEOPHILUS LONDON It is becoming increasingly critical for companies -- especially those in new industry sectors, whos...
DAN LONDON You have grudged the very fire in your house because the wood cost overmuch!" he cried. "You have gr...
JACK LONDON But he is not always alone. When the long winter nights come on and the wolves follow their meat int...
JACK LONDON A vast silence reigned over the land. The land itself was a desolation, lifeless, without movement, ...
JACK LONDON Who are you, Martin Eden? he demanded of himself in the looking-
glass, that night when he got...
JACK LONDON I was 16 and got my boyfriend's name tattooed on me. Don't do it. 'Cause it hurts. The m...
LAUREN LONDON Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted...
JACK LONDON Says O'Sullivan to me, "Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh?" "Certainly," says I; "what can I do for ...
JACK LONDON I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze...
JACK LONDON Decadence: The Passing of Personal Virtue and Its Replacement by Political and Psychological Slogans...
LONDON SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE CARS, SOMEWHERE AT SOME POINT THEY ARE GOING TO BREAK DOWN...AND IF YOU DON'T...
FAITH LONDON Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have known that trouble was brewing, not alone for him...
JACK LONDON It's funny how we can put so much faith in something we truly believe will always be there and when ...
FAITH LONDON Oh good your stubborn, but where's your stubborn taking you?
FAITH LONDON His muscles had wasted away to knotty strings, and the flesh pads had disappeared, so that each rib ...
JACK LONDON There was nothing the matter with them except they were dead tired. It was not the dead-tiredness th...
JACK LONDON It was an old song, old as the breed itself - one of the first songs of the younger world in a day w...
JACK LONDON There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is th...
JACK LONDON ...in his gambling, he had one besetting weakness -- faith in a system; and this made his damnation ...
JACK LONDON But under it all they were men, penetrating the land of desolation and mockery and silence, puny adv...
JACK LONDON Sometimes he pursued the call into the forest, looking for it as though it were a tangible thing, ba...
JACK LONDON At the first step upon the cold surface, Buck's feet sank into a white mushy something very like mud...
JACK LONDON He was beaten (he knew that); but he was not broken. He saw, once for all, that he stood no chance a...
JACK LONDON He had killed man, the noblest game of all, and he had killed in the face of the law of club and fan...
JACK LONDON He had been suddenly jerked from the heart of civilization and flung into the heart of things primor...
JACK LONDON There is a patience of the wild--dogged, tireless, persistent as life itself--that holds motionless ...
JACK LONDON The first theft marked Buck as fit to survive in the hostile Northland environment. It marked his ad...
JACK LONDON He must master or be mastered; while to show mecy was a weakness. Mercy did not exist in the primord...
JACK LONDON So that was the way. No fair play. Once down, that was the end of you.
JACK LONDON They were not half living, or quarter living. They were simply so many bags of bones in which sparks...
JACK LONDON The ghostly winter silence had given way to the great spring murmur of awakening life.
JACK LONDON He felt strangely numb. As though from a great distance, he was aware that he was being beaten. The ...
JACK LONDON He was sounding the deeps of his nature, and of the parts of his nature that were deeper than he, go...
JACK LONDON