I, Myself, am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming .. WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

I tried so hard to be what you needed.

‎"...If you did not see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth!!"

If you wait for all the lights to be green, you'll never leave the house.