I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.

I've still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.