I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.