I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.


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After all, a girl is - well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.
RITA HAYWORTH
We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves.
RITA HAYWORTH
All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.
RITA HAYWORTH
Music expresses - you express yourself with music.
RITA ORA
Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was ...
RITA ORA
I see a resurgence of interest in poetry. I am less optimistic about the prospects for the arts when...
RITA DOVE
Clothes are fun. The designers have so much fun making them, you should have fun wearing them, too.
RITA ORA
To me, it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from - if you're a good person and ...
RITA ORA
Equality and self-determination should never be divided in the name of religious or ideological ferv...
RITA DOVE
When you engage your brain, it just keeps getting fatter and richer and wonderful.
RITA MORENO
When I was nominated for the Oscar, I was absolutely positive that Judy Garland would win for 'J...
RITA MORENO
I don't know what flirting is, really. Sometimes in women, friendliness comes across as flirting...
RITA ORA
I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because ...
RITA MORENO
My first tour sold out in Glasgow, and they were one of the loudest. I couldn't hear myself.
RITA ORA
I love masculine cuts with suits and chunky jewellery. My hair is so glam, it balances it out, and i...
RITA ORA
I live in the moment. The moment is the most important thing. That's my entire philosophy: Make ...
RITA MORENO
The Greek side of me definitely loves a good meal, a lot of laughing, loud discussions.
RITA WILSON
Money isn't everything… but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
RITA DAVENPORT
We've had one practice. I gave them Saturday off. We're going to keep doing what we do. You don't ha...
RITA ATKINSON
We need to be patient and move the ball well. We need balance with an inside-outside game. But if we...
RITA ATKINSON
One of the reasons for our success this year is clearly that 13 kids came to practice every day and ...
RITA ATKINSON
She said they're a perimeter team .... They're scrappy, and they push the ball up court on the fast ...
RITA ATKINSON
I started it; I knew a landlord.
RITA ADAIR
We know we need to take care of these people for a few months.
RITA ADAIR
I had to make it happen, I had to do what I know best.
RITA ADAIR
The system really blocked us big time, the government. It's been very difficult to knock down that d...
RITA ADAIR
Things don't seem terribly different to me. In terms of client needs and resident needs, I don't see...
RITA ADAIR
This is grass roots at its best. It's powerful stuff.
RITA ADAIR
I've always been intrigued by the way history works, the way we decide what is mentioned.
RITA DOVE
I'm so damn lucky to still be here at 85. If I get a hangnail, I don't dare complain! Life i...
RITA MORENO
Being true to yourself really means being true to all the complexities of the human spirit.
RITA DOVE
A steamer is like an inhaler, so you can inhale this oil or frankincense or eucalyptus. Before I go ...
RITA ORA
I don't really have that many judgements on things, or crazy statements that I feel like I have ...
RITA ORA
I think Jennifer Lopez is a phenom. And as far as I'm concerned, she's really a very smart b...
RITA MORENO
Possibly, I should have been a jazz singer from the beginning.
RITA COOLIDGE
Jazz radio is not very friendly to pop singers who decide to make a jazz record. But a lot of people...
RITA COOLIDGE
I wanted to make a jazz record. I didn't want it to be a standards record.
RITA COOLIDGE
I've always wanted to record a jazz record. I did one in the '70s with Barbara Carroll. It&#...
RITA COOLIDGE
I recorded my first jazz record in the '70s.
RITA COOLIDGE
I love performing for kids, but you can't play down to them, of course. Then it would be 'Ca...
RITA MORENO
I don't really remember much about Kosovo. I only remember growing up in London, where my parent...
RITA ORA
It just reeks around here and sometimes its unbearable.
RITA FAUGHN
The biggest problem is the transportation of gasoline out of Gulf of Mexico. There are major pipelin...
RITA JOHNSON
This is the major fund-raiser for our operating fund, and that supports the shelter and services, .....
RITA JOHNSON
Participants are able to come by and stuff money into a jar that will be provided at each booth, and...
RITA JOHNSON
There will be games for the kids, a blow-up bounce game and face painting,
RITA JOHNSON
Lots of good stuff to bid on,
RITA JOHNSON
This year's event is going to be much bigger and much improved, ... We're clicking right along. This...
RITA JOHNSON