I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.

Never complain. Never explain.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.