I never lost a freestyle race. Never. Not even in the YMCA.

Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely.

The William Morris Agency handled me. In that business, you're only as good as your last picture.

No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant association.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

How can a guy climb trees, say "Me, Tarzan, you, Jane," and make a million? The public forgives my acting because they know I was an athlete. They know I wasn't make-believe.