I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are compelled to alter it every six months.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Fashion is the method by which the fantastic becomes for a moment universal.

I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood. Don't degrade me into the position of giving you useful information. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Cecil Graham: What is a cynic?
Lord Darlington: A man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
Cecil Graham: And a sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything and doesn’t know the market price of any single thing.