I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution.


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I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
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It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
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I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
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I heard the little bird say so.
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A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to him.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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The rolling fictions grow in strength and size, Each author adding to the former lies.
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I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
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What some invent, the rest enlarge.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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A college joke to cure the dumps.
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He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
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Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
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Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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They never would hear, But turn the deaf ear, As a matter they had no concern in.
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Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
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Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
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JONATHAN SWIFT
A lie is an excuse guarded
JONATHAN SWIFT
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT
When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
JONATHAN SWIFT
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
JONATHAN SWIFT
Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
JONATHAN SWIFT
Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
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All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
JONATHAN SWIFT
In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT
It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT
The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
JONATHAN SWIFT