I never turn my back on one of these goodwill ambassadors. They’re damn backstabbing cowards and that makes them extremely dangerous.

I find the sense of responsibility interesting, and one of the fastest ways to lose the best wishes of friends and foe, which I find bearable.

Beauty is only temporary, but misanthropist can be renewed daily just by reading a newspaper, turning on a TV or logging on to the Internet.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

The US is like Disney World. There are the fools who pay for the right to play make believe for a day and there are the people who get paid to take the fool’s money. To each his own.

If I could choose, and to some extent I can, I believe it would be ideal to have a seemingly naïve personality and a mind that was anything but. In most cases, I believe it is wise to forgive, but unwise to forget.