I never work just to work. It's some combination of laziness and self-respect.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

The movie 'Vacation' had a whole different ending. They never even got to the amusement park, Wallyworld, at the end of 'Vacation.' The last 20 minutes of the film was entirely different - and bombed so badly that the audience just stopped cold.

I always claim that the writer has done 90 percent of the director's work.

I never read Playboy before I started working there and stopped reading it the day I quit.

Life doesn't care about your vision. Stuff happens, and you've just got to deal with it. You roll with it; that's the beauty of it all.