I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal,

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.

I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child.

I mean, I come from a hippie mentality where I just think to know someone, you need to look into their eyes. Eyes are so important. Until they start melon-balling eyes out, I won't be able to get to know someone another way.

There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.