I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.

Duh, Winning!

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards

The mining bosses said it was safe, but he had knowledge of his own from working there. I don't know how and why they got released to say it was safe for miners.