I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

My motto is: more good times.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.