I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way.

I'm not cheap, i just know the value of money better.

People value and spend their money more wisely when they acquire it by their own efforts - also known as work.