I pay attention to the news. I take the 'New York Times.' I do the Saturday crossword.

I had a big 'New York Times' crossword puzzle phase.

I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke.

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.