I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

Since women live about eight years longer than men, they are getting their fair share of years of jeopardy.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal

Thus far, women have been the mere echoes of men. Our laws and constitutions, our creeds and codes, and the customs of social life are all of masculine origin. The true woman is as yet a dream of the future.

The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.