I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.