Jack Black
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LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I The first thing I learned was the 'St Louis Blues' when I was eight. Both my grandmothers, m... JOOLS HOLLAND WALT WHITMAN I have always loved rock music. But I have played country music since my senior year in high school.... TRACY BYRD MACKLEMORE IRINA SHAYK I think my love of music comes from my dad. I was born with an ear for music, like him, and started ... BLAKE MICHAEL QUEEN LATIFAH When I get 13 or 14 years old, I get crazy with rock music, like, like, deeply crazy. And one of my ... JUANES ROXANE GAY I didn't realize until I was older what a huge music fan my daddy really was, and actually that ... ALAN JACKSON When I was playing piano, it was like, 'I'm going to write a song using all the white keys.&... JOHN TESH BARRY WHITE It went very well. My goal was to start. Once I got the job, I wasn't surprised. I felt like I accom... MALCOLM JENKINS I started writing songs when I was real young, when I was 3 years old. The piano spoke to me - I don... IAN AXEL I was born in Fayette County, over in Lexington, Kentucky, but I was raised most of my life in Paint... CHRIS STAPLETON I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last. DAVID AMRAM That experience from my sophomore season will definitely help. When I got up there my sophomore year... BRANDON HERRINGTON BILLY JOEL I'd say, for my freshman year in college, I was doing everything in my power to hide the fact th... 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SALLY HAWKINS My philosophy has always been that I hope I have a good enough day to give me another one, I hope th... DAVID NAIL PRINCE WILLIAM PRINCESS DIANA CATHERINE THE GREAT KATE MIDDLETON KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ... ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker. ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes. ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment. ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.' ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha... ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person. ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me... ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au... ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about. ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media. ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive. ZARA PHILLIPS The horses are all characters, all personalities. Some you get along with, some you don't, some ... ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken. ZARA PHILLIPS
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LEWIS BLACK Whenever I tour my district and I ask small businesspeople 'what can I do to help?,' they te... DIANE BLACK I drive a lot. Just for pleasure. Sometimes I'll get in the Cadillac and drive around the city o... FRANK BLACK In addition to being a nurse, I'm also a small business owner and I taught at a local community ... DIANE BLACK We're here tonight to remember one of the heroes of the Scottish culture, ... Cmdr. Montgomery Scott... ALAN BLACK We rebounded really well and rebounding is the key if you are going to run, ALAN BLACK He made me the man I am today: proud of being Scottish, proud to be the fixer, proud to save the cap... ALAN BLACK Just because Scotty never got the girl, it did not mean he couldn't get a girlfriend, ... He was jus... ALAN BLACK This is definitely a reality check for us, we've just got to learn from this and move on. ALAN BLACK He is up there with the greatest the competition has seen. He is all over people with great foot spe... ALAN BLACK He was a little down afterwards, ALAN BLACK It was a very tough region, very tough competition and a very good golf course. ALAN BLACK This is great, this is a step in the right direction, but as we all know in every other sport, distr... ALAN BLACK It feels real good to see the kids do what they've done this season. They went undefeated (11-0 in t... ALAN BLACK Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it'... LEWIS BLACK REBECCA BLACK HOLLY BLACK The real enemy" is the totality of physical and mental constraints by which capital, or class societ... BOB BLACK You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stu... BOB BLACK BLACK ELK If you're going to exude naivete, you can't really... walk out there like it's a Sting s... FRANK BLACK BLACK ELK I read French much better than I speak. CARA BLACK One of my assets is my fitness. My fitness around the net and my movement: that's my defense to ... CARA BLACK Sport's always a good thing - it's healthy, and it takes your mind off other things. CARA BLACK What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in th... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK HUGO BLACK DIANA BLACK A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up a... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. Go... LEWIS BLACK I once rode a motorcycle across Tunisia, Algeria and Morocco! CARA BLACK CILLA BLACK HOLLY BLACK In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kenned... LEWIS BLACK I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane b... LEWIS BLACK SHANE BLACK SHANE BLACK CILLA BLACK CONRAD BLACK HUGO BLACK BLACK ELK BLACK ELK When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. Yo... LEWIS BLACK CILLA BLACK HUGO BLACK I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that c... LEWIS BLACK KAREN BLACK REBECCA BLACK BLACK ELK HOLLY BLACK If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare. LEWIS BLACK Misogynist is a word used by women about men who are able to describe women directly and accurately ... ROBERT BLACK HOLLY BLACK I once thought that I was the only man that persevered to be the friend of the white man, but since ... BLACK KETTLE When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK We sent Lifeline of Ohio a photograph of Bill a few years ago. But we had never been able to see the... BILL BLACK The final package is not yet decided. Neither of these institutions is out of cash. As we get to the... BILL BLACK The biggest stumbling block is that the owner's identity is tied to the company. A lot of our work i... BILL BLACK We're replacing two vans about 10 years old and (with) a ton of mileage, and one or the other has be... BILL BLACK If you had a one person, one vote situation and if a Metro candidate was to win, there's a real risk... BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho... BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho... BILL BLACK A special session may be premature, ... Do we have enough votes to do some of this? Is the governor ... BILL BLACK They need to perform at a higher level than their competitors. They need to solidify and diversify t... BILL BLACK Five years ago, he would have sold in a minute. Now selling is just one option. BILL BLACK CILLA BLACK It's likely these new-to-wireless people might be lower income, and pre-paid might actually be perfe... ANDREW BLACK There's an awful lot of people that still haven't gotten into the category and we ask ourselves the ... ANDREW BLACK There was a lot of really useful stuff here. I'm planning on coming back next year. ANDREW BLACK It appears that due to the sound and the noise, (the co-pilot) was unable to understand what the pas... ANDREW BLACK We've ruled out foul play on behalf of any of the passengers. We're looking at it strictly as a poss... ANDREW BLACK It's been slightly busier, and it was busy yesterday but nothing exceptional. ANDREW BLACK I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the ... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HOLLY BLACK All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. LEWIS BLACK If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing ... LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK Curiosity could be almost as powerful as desire. SHAYLA BLACK I want you to give all these chiefs of the soldiers here to understand that we are for peace, and th... BLACK KETTLE HOLLY BLACK If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached ... LEWIS BLACK BLACK ELK HOLLY BLACK No matter what we're trying to accomplish in life, or what career path we're trying to take,... LUCAS BLACK Because they could not determine when they were going to be clear to land, it made no sense to conti... ANTHONY BLACK I would attribute it back to a lack of strong demand. ANTHONY BLACK From a Salt Lake standpoint right now, you guys have gotten a number of new flights over the past ca... ANTHONY BLACK Delta has identified Orlando International Airport as an airport where we lease more space than is n... ANTHONY BLACK Acts of God. That doesn't mean they won't, but they're not required to. ANTHONY BLACK There will be no non-stop service to Cincinnati from Montgomery. ANTHONY BLACK We should be back to normal operations from a Katrina standpoint sometime Thursday. ANTHONY BLACK While Delta remains open to reaching consensual agreements to achieve its necessary pilot cost reduc... ANTHONY BLACK It's part of our overall efforts to restructure our costs and to get them in line with our operation... ANTHONY BLACK The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn i... LEWIS BLACK It's still too early to be able to say when he's going to be back playing. ALEX BLACK We've had quite a few discover the wonderful reality to why shaving helps so much. It not just for t... ALEX BLACK He is not letting the situation get him down and he is already determined to get back on the pitch a... ALEX BLACK I think Alan just wants to say that the treatment from Liverpool and all the Manchester United staff... ALEX BLACK Alan said when you look down and see your foot in that sort of condition your priorities suddenly go... ALEX BLACK BLACK ELK It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursui... LEWIS BLACK CILLA BLACK I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. LEWIS BLACK CONRAD BLACK REBECCA BLACK Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a ho... LEWIS BLACK CILLA BLACK CILLA BLACK CILLA BLACK You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. LEWIS BLACK HOLLY BLACK HUGO BLACK I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and th... LEWIS BLACK Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. LEWIS BLACK People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single. LEWIS BLACK One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'... LEWIS BLACK Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with... ROBERT BLACK Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk... DANIEL BLACK CONRAD BLACK I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&... FRANK BLACK In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one.... KIMBERLY BLACK CONRAD BLACK I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them.... CLAUDIA BLACK HOLLY BLACK HUGO BLACK For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ... LEWIS BLACK HUGO BLACK That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some... LEWIS BLACK It was great to see him step up and make pitches. BUD BLACK So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys. BUD BLACK He was in the training room drinking Gatorade while everyone else was drinking champagne in the club... BUD BLACK Any time you have a chance to sort of regroup, take a step back, then go at it again, it helps. Last... BUD BLACK I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence.... BUD BLACK For a guy that doesn't crack 90 (mph), to give up as few hits per innings pitched as he does, it's r... BUD BLACK The whole year he showed that poise and composure. BUD BLACK You can't speed up a pitcher. 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I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. ... 
Until I realized that rock music was my connection to the rest of the human race, I felt like I was ... 
I have learned that to be with those I like is enough. 
I played baseball up until my freshman year of high school. That was my main sport. I played third b... 
I started playing piano age six. I was also singing in the choir, so my mum put me into music school... 
There was always music in our home. My mom and my dad loved music. I remember when we were kids we w... 
Pink is my favourite colour. I used to say my favourite colour was black to be cool, but it is pink ... 
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 19... 
When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to... 
Writing songs is an essential part of my life: my mother teaches piano, and I have inherited my gran... 
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. 
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... 
I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t... 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
It's very special having a new little girl. 
I've never had a job in my life that I was better than. I was always just lucky to have a job. A... 
We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... 
Family is the most important thing in the world. 
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... 
As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. 
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that... 
I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. A... 
There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 
I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed. 
I've been invited to do a trio with a fantastic jazz guitarist and a harmonica player. 
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. 
All emphasis in American prisons is on punishment, retribution, and disparagement, and almost none i... 
I really love the idea of the poetically mad - the character that is imbued with the romantic madnes... 
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends, and now I'm in Forever 21 an... 
Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty. 
The first peace, which is the most important, is that which comes within the souls of people when th... 
I need you to be happy. I need one of us to be happy. 
It is the paradox of life that the way to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The very first conditio... 
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space. 
I loved everything about show business, meeting the stars, the whole ambience. I was living every yo... 
Any time anyone fires bullets in an action movie that don't hit the target it immediately underm... 
An action film can have too much action; picture an equaliser on a stereo, with all the knobs pegged... 
I never ask for mercy and seek no one's sympathy. 
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his ad... 
And I say the sacred hoop of my people was one of the many hoops that made one circle, wide as dayli... 
It's hard to watch your life unfold, and sad. Life changes. 
Our Constitution was not written in the sands to be washed away by each wave of new judges blown in ... 
'Friday' is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in... 
They told me I had been sick twelve days, lying like dead all the while, and that Whirlwind Chaser, ... 
The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange...