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I played the Buick at Flint with Tiger and he was air mailing me 50 to 60 yards every shot.


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JACK NICKLAUS I thought we didn't play 60 minutes, we played about 50 minutes.
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AYNSLEY DUNBAR He's strong-armed and impressive. He can throw the ball 55 to 60 yards.
AARON OWENS I was mediocre and I put Tiger in some tough spots. Certainly I enjoyed playing with Tiger and Retie...
FRED COUPLES There was a pretty good breeze, 15-20 mph, and kicking with it the ball was going 60 yards.
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TERI HATCHER That was really good shot, ... Tiger made birdie, too. He didn't have to do that.
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MARK CAMPBELL He did a tremendous job in the spring. He played last year. He played against Boise State (8 for 16,...
DICK TOMEY I expend a lot of energy in my 50-60 minutes of cardio and strength training every day.
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LEILA SMITH At least 50 to 60 per cent of the trade is retail and they invest with a very short term view.
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BOB NEWTON I was surprised because he wasn't trying to block my shot. Every time I went at him, he backed off a...
CASEY MOORE I'd put that shot at 40-60.
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RICHARD MATVICHUK Apollo?” I guessed…
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RICK RIORDAN Annika you are unbelievable. That was like a Tiger Woods shot.
MARK O'MEARA We played 60 minutes. We defended with energy and we played with urgency.
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ALAN YATES It really wasn't that good technically. He got a fairly good start, not a great start. He caught Dix...
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SANDRA ANGLE He was flirting with me. He blew his whistle and looked at me with every decision he made... Maybe i...
WANDERLEY LUXEMBURGO He was flirting with me. He blew his whistle and looked at me with every decision he made....Maybe i...
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FRED COUPLES Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?"
"Eve...
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CAITLYN JENNER I played against him in training every day and he used to elbow me, kick me and head-butt me,
RIO FERDINAND Fred had been getting to the basket on us all night. I was just trying to stay in front of him and c...
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VAUGHN CORDLE Every move he makes is a selling shot. I was overwhelmed.
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HENRY STERN We had a lot of turnovers, a lot of penalties. That was our deal. They played pretty good. They prep...
CHARLES ANTHONY (Vanderbilt-bound quarterback Jared) Funk was on fire. He played up to the billing. McAvoy killed us...
ANDY BITTO It was a shot from about 12 yards out in front of the net. It was a great catch and shoot.
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ARSENE WENGER Want to come to the ball with me?" Fred Weasley
J.K. ROWLING Want to come to the ball with me? - Fred Weasley
J.K. ROWLING Want to come to the ball with me?" - Fred Weasley
J.K. ROWLING I was in a movie called 'Twister,' and in it, I had to hit a golf ball off of a roof with a ...
HARRY DEAN STANTON He would not drop the gun. I believe at least one shot was fired. The offender was shot once.
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DAN FELLMAN He set a bunch of records back in high school. I think everyone knew he was going to be good back th...
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FRED WILLARD We say primarily that the priority of this struggle is class. That Marx and Lenin and Che Guevara an...
FRED HAMPTON I think Kellie Martin, Reese Witherspoon and Claire Danes represent the future for women in film, an...
FRED SAVAGE In the end, we may be hurting the very people we should be concerned about - the inner-city poor, th...
FRED THOMPSON Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
FRED WILLARD Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress...
FRED WILLARD Venture capital is about capturing the value between the startup phase and the public company phase.
FRED WILSON I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o...
FRED ASTAIRE Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of t...
FRED UPTON What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so...
FRED ROGERS At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd...
FRED ARMISEN When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept...
FRED EHRSAM People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim...
FRED EHRSAM An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
FRED ALLEN When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ...
FRED WILSON Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa...
FRED KAPLAN