I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle