I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.