I read a math question today, my reply was " I like corn, but never counted the kernals".

If you let me troll you today, i gladly wont troll you tuesday!

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big,

See, the problem with boobs is if you have big ones, you can never look thin. You get these burns on your shoulders from bra straps, and your back hurts. And unless you're using them for their intended purpose, they're always in the way."
"In the way of what? My hands, My face? Don't you blaspheme in here." He looked up to the sky. "She didn't mean it, Lord. Promise.

Math is a quantitative subject, so it's easy to be fairly quantitative with the grading.

While you may say that's not a big number, if you do the math with me ... believe me, it's big. It's helpful to an industry that has razor-thin margins. The exhibition industry is a horribly tough industry.