I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players.

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have respect for their adversaries.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates weak ones.

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football? (asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football? (when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.