I recently read off a list of these new blood-oxygen expanders to a group of toxicologists, and none had heard of them. That's how fast things are moving.

A 3-1 T /E ratio will give significant-performance enhancing benefits, ... If you give me a group of athletes and allow me to train them, we can pass every test known to man. You only need a very small amount of testosterone to get benefits, and with growth hormone, they have carte blanche. I could take an M-1 tank and drive it through the loopholes in NFL drug testing.

In Bio last year, I learned that blood is actually a dark maroon when it's inside your body. It's the exposure to oxygen that turns it bright red. And there must have been a lot of oxygen in my bathroom, because that blood was bright, bright red.

I recently made a list of all the characters and voices I've done. It came to 99,

The notion that the Austrians were the only bad apples - anyone who says or writes that, that's embarrassing. And I think given all the stuff that was taken from the Austrians, I think most reasonable, prudent men and women will know if it looks, walks and quacks like a duck, it's a doping duck.

No tested athlete in their right mind should be using that drug,