I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I'll watch the highlights every now and then but, as far as watching the game, I feel like I am the game.

Tonight

I've never dyed my hair or even gotten highlights. All the products I need for my hair are at the drugstore!

I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.

I've greased my hair and I'm a little f*****g poet tonight, alright. I'm the little dark poet, that's who I am.