I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough voters to win the next election

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.

Illusion is an anodyne, bred by the gap between wish and reality.