I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'


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Aye, well, I've got my garden.
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I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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Hello you're with Drudge.
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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Bart Swain just told me.
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I am not licensed to do anything
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I will not send lard through the mail
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My butt does not deserve a website
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I will not fake seizures
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Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
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Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
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Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.
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I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
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Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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You kill 'em, we grill 'em!
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I'd go with Satan himself!
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A burp is not an answer
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Nerve gas is not a toy
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Teacher is not a leper
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I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize
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Tar is not a plaything
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I no longer want my MTV
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Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
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I will not do anything bad ever again
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I will not bring sheep to class
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Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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I think Bart is writing about his personal journey, about legitimate things that bother him.
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I'd really like to get on a Greyhound bus and go backpacking across America.
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Bart, stop pestering Satan!
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'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender
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Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'...
BILL RANCIC
A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
BILL DEDMAN
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS
Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN