I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities.

I booked 'Transformers' having no clue what I was doing. And then, all of a sudden, it was like: 'You've got to get your game together fast.' It sucks, but I'm trying.

I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against - but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.